Some Reality Web

Goodland my arse. This is bloody Manhattan. I should know. I've been here God knows how many times in the last thousand years.

Jubilant Entity you better be trying very hard to get me back. I swear to God. Bloody hell.

Wow, we all sure are glad the coliseum is gone, right? None of us were going back and forth about going in? I wonder when the Entity will take us somewhere next, instead of bringing things here. Maybe after graduation. Like a really nice place? To celebrate? The way things here go, it'll probably be during it.

( Landon )

( Freya )

[Public]

I got a job! Selling comics. Maybe I won’t suck too much at that.

[Hope]

So I know I’m a terrible dancer but would you go to prom with me anyways?

I can't believe it's almost a year since some of you showed up here. I guess it's good proof that not everyone gets sent home eventually, though. That's something to hold on to given all these

[ Entity ]

For whatever reason you sent Markus home, that leaves us an empty spot in the apartment. I'd like to take over Amy's guardianship and move her in here if that's okay.

[Freddy]

Hey, I was going to go check out the new stuff at the comic book store. I was wondering if you might like to come along?

The next big holiday is Memorial day, right? Is that a thing in Goodland? I mean since we're in a different dimension and whatever.

[Filtered to under 20 crowd]

So it's been a while since we did a thing. What about tomorrow or Saturday night? We could do the food, movie, club thing like last time, and just go to whichever part you want.

This does not appear to be the other side. Nor does it appear to be what I imagine 'finding peace' would be. Nor do I appear to be dead. I wonder if someone might be so kind as to explain exactly where I am and why I am here.

It should be noted that waking up with a headache is the absolute worst way to start your day on a normal day.

( MJ )

( Legacies )

[ Added later ]

( Entity )

I gave up my magic for a rea

I keep shorting out everything I touch. It freaked me out at first and I kind of made lightning, I think. It was pretty freaky but I think I have that part under control as long as I stay calm. ish. But I've already killed the toaster and the microwave. I'm afraid to touch basically anything.

I know similar things are happening to a lot of people. Is everyone okay?

Um, if anyone thinks they ended up with my powers, er, don't test it out?

Just in case?

How many consecutive days of sugar can a body take? Asking for a friend who is really enjoying this ice cream cone...

[ Texts to Landon ]
» Hey
» Thank you

[ Group texts to Morgan and Tandy ]
» So?
» Did you go ice skating?
» Is there video?

ELENA & ENZO

Operation, Shake Your Bonbon is in full swing. Enzo, you good with that? You can leave early with her for romantic crap later, but. Pretty sure Elena would insist on sharing our bestie for part of her day.

TVD & LEGACIES [EXCEPT BONNIE] [ EDITED LATER ]

Hey. I've worked it all out. Bonnie's birthday. Tomorrow night, mine and Elena's. Seven pm. Dress fancy.

BONBON

Hey. If you had plans for tomorrow, you don't anymore. Come over tomorrow night. Elena and I insist.

Is it weird to miss the kitchen from back home? This one's just so small, and I don't trust that it's been cleaned even remotely recently. I guess binging cooking shows will have to do.

[Search Party]

Just want to say thanks. A lot. I found Hope and while she's still not okay in a lot of ways at least she's back where she should be.

[Hope]

You doing okay? You can stay with me as long as you want. Permanently, even. We can fool the Entity somehow. Maybe.

Guys, I can't find Hope.

I've been texting her, and I know she's getting my texts, but she just ignores them. I can see that "read" thing, you know?

[Magic Users]

Hey, can any of you do a locator spell for me?

[Dr. Salztman]

Do you think it's possible for me to change where I'm living? I'm really not psyched about living with Sebastian. Maybe I could live on your floor somewhere? Closer to Hope

[Public]

Does anyone know of any good comic book stores around here?

[Filtered against Hope]

Also, can I borrow some money from someone to get Hope a present? I just got here and I'm flat broke.

At least the ballet was really nice. Goodbye, home New Orleans.

Hi, Goodland New Orleans! So this place is actually real which is seriously so bizarre. And that’s saying a lot since I am totally up on weird things.

My name’s Landon and I’m from Mystic Falls, Virginia.

Um, right, so, I read the note and everything but...this is a joke, right?

I mean, I haven't really been kidnapped by this...Jubilant Entity? What kind of name is that anyway?