Some Reality Web

It seems that the Entity's been kind to most, if not all of us.

I've some of the Grey Warden tomes from Weisshaupt, and Cailain, by which I mean the namesake of the former King of Ferelden, who is a Mabari warhound, at any rate. It's hard to mistake them for each other, for one was a King, and the other a dog. Both remain rather equal in temperament, however.

So now I have two dogs - Barkspawn and Cailain, and it is my very own slice of paradise on Earth. I'll have to get him his own doggie bed for in the shop.

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Look who showed up!

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Has anyone seen any magical creatures wandering about? I know this is New Orleans, but surely there has to be something. I have been thinking I would like a pet. I kept hoping the elves would bring me a moon calf or something, but instead I got a new pair of shoes. Which are lovely by the way! But it is a little bit lonely here and I would love the company. Not a dragon mind you. Dragons don’t make good pets and my roommates surely would not appreciate it. I don’t mind camping, but sleeping out in the park every night would be a bit cold.

Andraste's ass, I never thought I'd lay eyes on my girl Bianca again. Felt like I was missing a limb. If anyone converses with the elves? Send them my thanks.

I think Dorian's gone. Do people do that a lot? Disappear, I mean.

Dragon Age

I just did something stupid. Aveline is never allowed to know!

I joined the police force.

So, apparently asking this Entity for things works. There's really only one thing I want so. Entity, can I have my cat, Ser Pouncealot?

Sorry Hawke, he's just superior to all dogs.

Maker, don't let me strangle arrogant strangle little boys.

[SAM, HAWKE & VARRIC]
I wanted to thank you idiots again for drinking with my idiot self, although I'm sure at least two of you are regretting it now.

i don't understand why i was brought here. goodland of all places.

hawke/

how do you make this blasted contraption legible/

It appears that Alistair has resumed his royal duties over the kingdom of Ferelden. There have been times when I deeply regret every choice I've made along the way, and putting him on the throne is one of them. So, to let you in on my half-assed plan: I will try every beer this world has to offer, then every frilly and ever so vaguely Royan cocktail and wine. I may make it back to my apartment. Or I may not.

Then, I will - politely - provide all the documentation that I've gathered over the years in regards to the Taint, and ask for a means to a cure. And after that, I will adopt a dog, and I will name him Barkspawn. And he shall be a big [...]

fluffy

floof

I'm tired of being alone how exactly do people meet each other? For like.. Relationships. Asking for a friend.

...Well, shit.

I think Lockheed is tired of being cooped up in my room. No one be alarmed if you see a cat-sized dragon flying around the roof.

>>Fasta vas is this blasted thing even working
>>The young lady at the counter stated that this would be easier than trying to type
>>Where did the blasted Maker send me

I think I'm slowly reaching an odd sense of familiarity with this place, odd as it is. And I believe that one of the accepted customs is to illustrate that is with a selfie.

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There's not a single piece of armor in sight.

I'm still not convinced this will work. But, here it goes.

Hi, I'm Hawke. Can anyone see this?