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Tweak says, "tonight, we dine in heck!"

Yennefer of Vengerberg (aretuza) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-01-13 08:51:00

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It has been a year since I was dropped into this sphere...

Geralt

If you value your life, I would advise treading carefully today and the remainder of the week. I also require chocolate.

Emma Swan

I seem to have obliterated the fertility crystals in my sleep. I assure you this was not intentional.

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	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure it wasn't. Don't worry, I can replace them. Anything wrong? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	I had no doubt that you would be able to. It seems as if the restoration process is complete. It was startling to be surprised as such in my sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, right. Yeah. It's pretty shocking when it starts up. Do you have solutions at hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are there modern solutions I am not aware of? Or crystals that can kill a Witcher? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think killing your Witcher is going to be helpful at this point, but I'm sure it's probably torture for him all the same. There.... are a lot of options. I'll stop by with options, and I'll let Geralt know where he can get your preferences. I'll recommend a hot bath, curling up on the couch and just ordering him about all day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Do not ever let it be said that you are not my preferred person in this sphere. Three of my favorite things. This pain is quite different than what I am accustomed to. And these options are available in most markets, then? I believe I shall set aside my will to kill him for today in favor of a new torture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's always good when you can get all your interests into one pastime. Yeah, cramps kind of suck, heat usually helps, get that idiot to buy some reusable heat bags from the store and lay them over your stomach. They're widely available in most convenience stores. You can buy in bulk, but I'm sure Geralt would do better to pop out once a month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite preferable, yes. So are these accommodations compared to the last time I went through this annoyance. I suppose I should thank you? We must send a spy to capture his excursion into the world of modern solutions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] theurgy 2021-01-13 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I do love that you're questioning thanking me for inflicting this pain on you. Sadly it's necessary for the end result. I can always have Selenite follow him, or get Morgan to send a drone to record it. Play it any time you're feeling a little vicious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ YEN \| EMMA ] aretuza 2021-01-13 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I was prepared for the necessity and knew what I was getting myself into. So, I suppose there shouldn't be a question of my gratitude. Selenite would be too familiar. The doppelgänger's drone would be less suspicious. I have sent him a google search of the modern solutions and he is at the market now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	freemanspeaks 2021-01-13 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Happy anniversary! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-01-13 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	You have my thanks, Freddy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong, Yen? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Have you been struck blind, Witcher? I require chocolate and apple juice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. Not exactly an answer, Yen. I am already on my way to the market. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	If you must know, your plotting with my friend has paid off. There's a good wolf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Your cycle. I see. You seem displeased. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	You absolute fool. It has been nearly a hundred years since I have experienced this. It is not pleasing but not for the reasons you no doubt are thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Mm. Is there nothing more I can bring you to help make it better, Yen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	I see you are being selective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	About? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	... Yen. You don't regret it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Damn you, Geralt. No. I do not regret it. There is little that I do regret, but the choices we've made this last year will never be one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I am sorry you are suffering nonetheless, Yen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I've suffered worse. And you? What of your regrets? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I hate to see you in pain. I have no regrets. Not anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	If you wish to feel useful there are a few other things you could procure from the market. Good. Never regret again. I certainly do not intend to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I've acquired the chocolate and apple juice. What more? I won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	I have been informed there are modern solutions to make this easier. I require heating bags and [google search link]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	I will... read this and return as quickly as I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Do hurry. I am not a patient woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I am... keenly aware. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, you are. You are not always an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	No, not always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2021-01-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Do remember you love me whilst you shop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2021-01-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Undoubtedly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	smallobjects 2021-01-13 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Is that a good or a bad thing? Or maybe some of both. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-01-13 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps some of both, though this sphere is far more comfortable than my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallobjects 2021-01-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	That's true. Less end of the world shit happens here, in my experience at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-01-14 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	There seems to be quite a number of you here that experienced apocalyptic level shit in your respective homes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallobjects 2021-01-15 03:57 am UTC (link)
	To be fair to the apocalypses, sometimes was partly because we couldn't leave well enough alone or a road paved with good intentions. Or sociopaths doing sociopathic things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-01-15 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that typically always the case? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallobjects 2021-01-15 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	When you get down to it, you're probably right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-01-15 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I usually am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallobjects 2021-01-17 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate the confidence. (Reply to this) (Parent)