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Yennefer of Vengerberg (aretuza) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-10-02 08:54:00

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[ Damon ]

What the fuck is a baby shower?

[ Geralt ]

Apparently there is going to be a party to celebrate Elena's child on Sunday. I informed those in charge that you will be attending.

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	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	It's crap that mostly women like to do for moms-to-be. They throw a party, play games, give gifts. It's a whole pink and blue affair. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	It sounds horrible. Keep me company while my wolf is off drowning in all of that pink and blue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Hold up. The giant murder-y dude is going to a baby shower? Ahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	I knew you would appreciate my sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	That's the best news all week. The baby aside. Great plan. I've got a man on the inside for pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	My selfish plan continues to get better. You will keep me company, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously. I'm not allowed at the baby shower. Shopping. Drinks. Sound good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Both of those things sound infinitely better than this 'shower'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	You know there's uh. No actual showering involved though. Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Then why!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno. Just a name for it. Guess 'cause you shower someone in gifts for the baby? Guess is as good as mine. Didn't pay attention when people started having them. Used to be a secret until women had them back in my day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon aretuza 2020-10-02 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes, I forget that you are so incredibly old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yennemon niceish 2020-10-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Makes one of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	... Why? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Do you not wish to support her? Should I retract my response? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	What... am I to do at a party about a child? Traditionally, they do not bode well for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	This one has the potential to be different than the last. After all, your unexpected 'child' is the one having a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	You know how I feel about parties in general, Yen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	Shall I tell them you won't be attending then? I wonder if Elena knows I accepted on your behalf yet or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	You play a cruel game, Yennefer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	If you are there you will be able to keep an eye on her. Is that not what you want aside from your desire to drive your sword through Damon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	He is a fool, Yen. Why is it that he is not going to be there? Is it not his child? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	We're all fools, Geralt. Apparently, he is not allowed to go. I do not pretend to understand this sphere's customs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt ofrivia 2020-10-02 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of... fucking... ... Fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeralt aretuza 2020-10-02 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	I don't fucking know! Don't ask me. I'm sure she will be very happy to have you there. You are welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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