Some Reality Web

This place can't be real.

My brain is fried. This is all fake.

No thanks. Been there, done that.

[Star Wars Cast]
I'm going to be working on my training room nonstop. If you need me just message me or BD.

[Tony]
I am going to take Thursday and Friday off. I'll work extra the rest of the week to make up for it.

If I am to be here for any length of time at all, I am in dire need of proper clothing. Is there someone familiar with women's fashions of this period who could perhaps join me for a few hours tomorrow in shopping for something decent?

It seems I arrived at a tumultuous time. I'm sorry to hear that so many of you have lost friends recently. As my sister Susan wrote the other day, my name is Edmund Pevensie, and the two of us have just arrived here. Those of you whom I haven't written to or met at Verdant, I hope to get to know all of you soon.

okay whats the big idea? as much as i could use a vacation i know my hide is gonna get reamed for an unauthorised one. i've had redacted reports with more information than this crap.

tsengs gonna kill me.

Can anyone tell me who I should talk to about the clinic downstairs?

ETA: FILTERED TO SAM WILSON

Rumor has it you're the one in charge.

ADfkndf

(voice message posted, because it's a lot easier to figure out for impatient Poe)

H-hello? Anyone hear this thing-- Yeah, Beebee, I know-- No we aren't going to-- (groans)

My sincere thanks to Ms Griffin for her assistance with this device. I do hope I'm using this properly now.

My name is Susan Pevensie, and I came by way of London. My brother Edmund and I both bid you all a good evening.

I need to find a job since apparently I'm stuck here for good unfortunately.

So, in an effort to do that: I can build just about anything mechanical-wise. I've built droids, podracers, starfighters, the list goes on. None of that is here, so I'm not sure what else I can compare it to other than the "cars" that are here. I'd be up for anything, really. Doesn't have to be that, but I'd prefer it to say, greeting people in a costume as people apparently do.

So you know, let me know if anyone has any ideas. I can prove myself easily enough.

If I hadn’t been greeted by a letter from a “Jubilant Entity” I would’ve had to give Maria Hill props for a new creative way of hiding the children.

Is she even here?

Am I doing this rite?

Helo.

Where is
How did I

What kind of name is Goodland?