Some Reality Web

I think the milk in our fridge might have gone off. It didn't taste or smell bad, but something is not sitting right in my stomach, and I only had toast for breakfast.

If no one sees me in the next few hours, send help.

Apparently I'm not meant to have many mates here.

I think I understand how this Muggle technology works now. Or at least well enough to use it. Hello, I'm Victoire. I've only been here a few days, so I don't know much about this place at all. What is there to do?

I'm still a bit confused about all of this, but from what I've heard, I get the feeling that's not going to change anytime soon.

Did you know in France they do not have an Easter bunny or chocolate eggs traditionally? Chocolate comes in the shape of bells with wings. This ties into the belief that the bells "fly" to Rome to be blessed before returning to their home in France. As a marking of the time, church bells do not ring from the Thursday before Easter till Easter morning.

Why is this important? Because it is one of my favorite family traditions and Friday I will be making chocolate bells for everyone. So, I am inviting all of you to come to help me. Do we really need an excuse to make and eat chocolate?

Strange to think that when something isn't exploding or disappearing or people getting kidnapped, it feels odd.

Ain't missing the threats to the universe right now. Hoping that wasn't a jinx.

[EMMA]
How you feeling? You going stir crazy like me yet?

[ORORO]
Don't suppose you got a garden round here that needs some amateur assistance?

I need IKEA.

[Abbie]
Hey, Little Foot, I'm going to put a futon in my lab. Pick out what you want. Figure we can both hide there when the apartment gets annoying.

I think it may be in poor taste to walk out on your own promotion party. I think it is even worse when you somehow end up in what appears to be a very different country. Has the Dept of Mysteries sent out a memo I have not read in regards to all of this? Why do I have a letter with a room number?

If I didn't know better, I'd say that bludger hit me clear across the ocean, but we all know Chudley's beaters are not capable of hitting something clear across the pitch... Anyhow, where are we? I really need to get back before the championship match begins.