Some Reality Web

[ Angel ]

Are these tacky? Over-stepping? Probably. Happy Halloween?

[ John ]

We're not doing anything for Halloween, right? We're sticking to the couch of misery?

[ Emma Frost ]

I need somewhere to keep my booze. Is there space for a mini fridge there?

Note to self; don't try to charge coffee when dead tired, accidents happen.

[ EMMA & JUBILATION ]

I feel like I should warn you; the kitchen is... a mess. And I refuse to accept the full blame, but I swear I'm fixing it.

[ BARTON ]

You're the handyman around these parts, aren't you? How much for a new kitchen?

[ John ]

I'm coming home.

Permanently.

[ Bonnie Bennett ]

You don't need to keep coming by.

[ Kate Pryde ]

I don't know if you know yet or not, but I think Pete and Buffy was sent back. I don't know when, but I came home today and his things were gone. I'm sorry.

[ Joan Watson ]

[...] Nothing I ever do or say can make up for what I did to you, but I'm so sorry. He never should have had the chance to roam Goodland, and you never should have been caught in the crossfire. If there's anything I can do to help you now - finding blood, helping with the cravings, anything - I'll do whatever I can.

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So. Just what I needed. There's a Charmander that won't leave me alone, Lockheed is pissy and jealous and I'm sure I have some kind of allergy to something because I sneeze every three minutes which flares Charmander's tail which startles Lockheed so this whole place might burn the fuck down.

My bad.

[ KATE & ROGUE ]

On the subject of burning shit, Hawkdad finished pulling out all the burnt shit in our apartment, so... we can move back.

Uh... sup?

My name's Jubilation Lee.

I had a shower and a nap and

I am like totally ... confused still.

I've like lost my mind.

[Mutants]

Someone told me there were others here. I hope this works. I don't know how to get back to the Mansion, or how I got out of Genosha...

We could collectively break every mirror in Goodland.

[ Pete ]

Sup, future daddy?

[ John ]

Remember how we're not supposed to be in charge of anyone? That was the agreement, right? We have shirts and everything. But the mirror didn't get that memo.

[ Emma ]

Is there anything about me that screams 'Mother material'?

Think it's safe to say the bars are going to be busy until the vision troubles let up, eh?

MUTANTS
We haven't done the bonding thing in a while, so how about a big ol' mutant family dinner? I promise I won't let Emma near the kitchen.

KATE
You're from the future, right? So, you know up to a certain point?

EMMA
Not sure what you're seeing, chérie, but you ought to take a peek at Chloë and Camille.

» I completely forgot
» That I have something for you

[John]

Good morning?

[Emma]

Well...I didn't get a tattoo?

[Pete]

Where the hell are you?

[Remy]

I'm alive.

I got as many civilians to safety as I could, but the west end is a mess.

[Emma's Psychic Link]

I lost count but...I'm fucking tapping out.

[Pete]

Come be a hero.

I'm sure, at this stage of the game, we're all aware how this goes.

So, for those out in the field, I know communications are being set up electronically, however I can provide a secondary back up shift of a psychic link between everyone - including those not on the field when needed.

The link is non-invasive and will act similar to a blue-tooth device, you can speak or think, and it'll transmit to those connected.

[x-men.]

Times like this you miss his usual 'To me X-Men', right?

How're we looking?

John

I would have never survived this place without you. Thanks for putting up with my one MCR album away from full-blown emo teen self and fucking disaster broken pirate me. You more than earned that big brother crown.

Pete

...I love you too.

Emma

You are my hero. My badass boss bitch queen of a hero and I don't know what I would do without you.

Remy

There is no one else here that I would rather talk shit with. You're everything. Thank you for keeping me sane.

Rogue

I'm glad we got a second chance in Goodland to give a big fuck you to the multiverse that pitted us against one another.

Ororo

You'll never know how happy I am that you're here, Ro. It's a comfort when sometimes everything is upside down.

This fuckin lizard is gonna get it if he doesn't bring back my cigs, Kate.

So if I understand this right, the teddy bears are not normal but the ostriches are?

[Laura Howlett]
New York is one of the best places in the world to find different kinds of food. Is there anything you like?

I hate vague shit. Really.

Kate Pryde

Who the hell is Alison Blaire?

Apartment changes mean layout changes, Kate. Remember that next time you phase. Some things you can't unsee.

[Emma & Remy]

Ooops?

[Pete Wisdom]

I learned a new trick.

Well. At least there isn't the concern about what to do with the kids playroom. Kinda glad the plants stayed though.

Finished with a very adventurous little ladybug book. Just need illustrations now. Kinda don't hate writing kids books.

[ Avenger Types and Families & X-People & Kara Danvers & all kids ]

Today is Carol Danvers' birthday, she has been my roommate since her arrival here and I believe that it is important that friendships have strong foundation. There will be a birthday celebration in our room today. You are all invited to stop by for cakes, party games and to dance.

Baby Groot is planning to have a dance party at 3pm. Because his nap time is 4:30pm. If you wish to dance party with us. Arrive sharp.

You do not need to bring presents. Your presence will be presence enough. However, offerings for the Flerken Chewie will likely mean you are not hissed at.

There will be goody bags if Quill doesn't screw it up. Which means there might not be goody bags.

Please attend our party.

[ GAMORA ]

You have to distract Carol for a few hours. I recommend shopping. Apparently it can take hours. But be home by noon.

[ MORGAN ]

Will you come decorate with me?