Some Reality Web

I DON'T CARE HOW OLD I AM LKJHGFDS If I knock on your door tomorrow, you better give me candy. Or or or I'll like totally... something.

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

So who's in charge? Just let me know and me and my sisters will go kick some robot butt.

Ugh. Like. No.

We just finished having to go to school. Who wants to live there? This is soooooo lame.

My blanket fort is missing, what the heck!

BUBBLES BLOSSOM!!! This needs fixing!

[ POWERPUFF GIRLS ]

Crazy things are happening with mirrors.

I vote we look together and decide if we're covering our mirrors. Bubbles, if you don't wanna look, we'll totally understand. Some girl saw a lot of bad stuff, so it could be seriously not good.

What do you call these things? They are the cutest things I have ever seen!!!!! I love the noise they make and they're so fuzzy!! The only thing wrong with having them here is they seem to keep making more every day, it's kinda nuts.

at least what i wanted to get rid of actually disappeared.

i just wish the one thing i would've done anything to keep hadn't left along with it. i never even got to tell him that i loved --

if you need me...well, don't. i'm out.

I can't find Harry.
Have either of you seen him today?

being big was kinda fun. like i totally had the best powers and coolest memories and stuff. but i don't think i wanna grow up all that fast anyway.

at least i know that when i'm bigger i'm still obviously so very kick ass.

BUBBLES!!! are you little again too?

OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! BUBBLES, BUTTERCUP, WHERE DO WE START???

Guys! It is Candy Land. I think we need to find King Candy!

...I just had to remove glitter from my sodding bowl before I could eat me cereal. I dinnae wanna know. I've given up on wut happens in my flat.

[Barry]
Ta, matey. The pie actually smells good.

[HIS GIRLS]
Oi. I know Quacky had to leave, but get yer winter shite on. We are gonna go adopt a sodding cat or whatever.

Think is time for a wee staycation from work.

[Lizzie McQuire]
Oi, dumb question. Do ye know anything about birthday cakes? Ye seem savvy enough with this planning shite.

[Freddy]
Mako, ye free this evening? It's Mal's birthday.

[Powerpuff Girls]
Today is Malsy's birthday. Do with that wut ye will. I'm working getting a cake.

[Mal]
Hullo, lovely. Happy birthday and all that. Come by mine this evening?

Uuummmmm...what is this place? I don't like these freaky ostriches. My sisters better be here somewhere or I'm gonna hunt down this Jubilant Entity and ask them why they aren't.

I'm Blossom. My sisters are Bubbles and Buttercup if anybody has seen them.