Some Reality Web

[encrypted message; padmé amidala]

You're still an adult, right? I know I keep checking every day, but I'm at work and can't pop in to see for myself.

Also, my boss disappeared? I'm not really sure if I technically still have a job, but the building is still here? I'm just going to... keep working.

[encrypted message; cal kestis]

Want to meditate and pretend like people aren't turning into children? That would be great. Also, I keep dreaming about Dooku, so getting that out of my head would be helpful

[encrypted message; wayne enterprises people]

So... do we just keep on going? Or do I need to find somewhere else to work?

Added later:

Who all is still working for the company?

The only comfort I can see in this place is that it is clear not all hope was destroyed. The art work here, while sometimes crude in execution, speaks of knowing there is a better tomorrow.

No one should have been subjected to this.

I am furious. Even the-
Tatooine had better living conditions

If you haven't figured it out yet, welcome to the Isle of the Lost. I doubt most of you will enjoy your stay here. If you have questions, ask away.

Also apparently I need a job. The only one I've ever had is working at my mom's restaurant as a waitress and I hated it.

Ani, I was thinking I might go to college here and get a part time job to help pay the rent and such. I believe I could manage working at a bookstore or the like. Coffee shop even.

The cats in the little shops are rather adorable.

[Satine]
I have two bottles of chilled white wine and another ridiculous romantic movie. You are spending the night, correct?

[Anakin]
Satine is coming over again. Would you prefer we hide in my room or shall you hide in yours? Also, I got these delightful treats called choco tacos. I have one for you.

I have found several places to "work out" but nothing quite like what I was accustomed to back home. One gym I visited seemed more intent on trying to get me to buy their merchandise then actually answer my questions.

[Anakin]
I am having trouble adjusting to this place and it infuriates me. I don't suppose you might be able to help me. I want to make sure my skills in lock picking stay on point. Can you help me acquire practice locks?

Also, if you did not know before... surprise.

[VOICE POST]

H-hello?

Oh it's sent, good.

This is-- I can't tell them who What if this is a trap I demand to know where I've been taken-- Excuse me, can you tell me-- Rude! This can't be happening

Hello?

I have an idea! Let’s all run around with our heads cut off!!

[encrypted message; finn]

Well! Looks like we’re stuck as spectators while a bunch of so called Jedi go in with Rey on this idiot tournament thing!

[encrypted message; padmé]

Ani just ran into that coliseum thing with one of my friends, so he better know what he’s doing or I’ll blast his legs off when he gets out. If he gets out.

[Public]

I got a job! Selling comics. Maybe I won’t suck too much at that.

[Hope]

So I know I’m a terrible dancer but would you go to prom with me anyways?

This place always seems to be full of surprises. Do you ever get used to it?

STAR WARS

Everyone seemed into the dinner idea. Does tomorrow or this weekend work for all of you?

I've seen a few places that look good, but I'm open to suggestions from those of you who've been here longer, too.

Ani, we need to talk. Please.

If I am to be here for any length of time at all, I am in dire need of proper clothing. Is there someone familiar with women's fashions of this period who could perhaps join me for a few hours tomorrow in shopping for something decent?

It appears I should get ready to be here far longer than I planned, judging from things other people have said. So I believe introductions are in order, my name is Padmé.

I look forward to getting to know the inhabitants of this villa.

[Ani]

...a year. I cannot have us stay here a year. Ani, there is much I need to do in the senate.

Of fucking course, because why the fuck not right? I hate this. How do you turn it off?

I'm...not okay going to find something to blow up.

ALL STAR WARS CAST

We're from different times and I guess different timelines for some of us, but we all seem to share some version of home, even if it's just knowing what the kriff caf is or recognizing the names of planets and stars in our own galaxy. It's more than most of the people here can say, so I was thinking maybe we could all get together, grab a meal somewhere or whatever. I'd like to know more about you all.

Oh. I figured it out I think.

Hello? Is this broadcasting? I'm looking to speak with anyone from the Galactic Republic.

I seem to be stranded.