Some Reality Web

I honestly didn't think it would be that easy. Just walked right into the PD and asked about a position.

Goodland's newest detective, right here!

...How much crime are we even dealing with in this place?

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We need to break up this routine of work and apartment and go see a movie or something. Please, for the love of god.

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I need to find a job since apparently I'm stuck here for good unfortunately.

So, in an effort to do that: I can build just about anything mechanical-wise. I've built droids, podracers, starfighters, the list goes on. None of that is here, so I'm not sure what else I can compare it to other than the "cars" that are here. I'd be up for anything, really. Doesn't have to be that, but I'd prefer it to say, greeting people in a costume as people apparently do.

So you know, let me know if anyone has any ideas. I can prove myself easily enough.

[Tim]

Hey, you doing okay? With Dick turning up again, I mean?

[Cassie]

Long time no speak, how's things?

I gotta say that I am loving having my powers back

going to go see. if not. punching him in the face

out of cereal.

I seem to be lost. Or in a really weird dream. Maybe I'm lost in a dream! Or maybe---SHIT

I LOST DAMIAN

>> on a scale of 1-10
>> what do lizard people rate at?
>> I need to know

[Attn: Jason & Kory]

Uh, so you guys I woke up with powers yesterday and managed to smash my bedside table and phone. Today I pulled the door off the hinges.

...Something weird is happening. Are you both okay?

I just opened my bedroom door and pulled it off its hinges.

So....I have no idea what's going on right now?

[Friends]

If I'm not easily found, I'll be in my office at Wayne Enterprises, which can be found [location]. It's just turned up and I've got a lot of paperwork to catch up on. And a building to buy.

Anyone want to get a job, we've got more than enough space.

[Terry]

There's a research lab with your name on it if you want?

[Jason]

Swing down to R&D when you get a chance and I'll grab your measurements. I can get you a suit pulled together and we can talk about what gear you want?

[Tony Stark]

Mr Stark, I understand that you're the owner of Stark Industries. My company from home has recently arrived and I'd be keen to sit down with you and discuss strategy to ensure that my company doesn't inadvertently start working on something you are already covering. There's no need for any corporate competition here, I'd like us to work together as and when required.

- Tim Drake-Wayne

[Cassie S]

I know you're just worried. I just need to get used to that again.

I promise if there's something going on with me that you need to know, I'll tell you.

[Harley]

Is that your sister that just arrived? :/

ETA: [The Entity]

So, I don't know if you'll see this and I'm not sure how to go about asking you for something but at home I'm the CEO of Wayne Enterprises and I'm missing having something to do with my time.

Would it be possible for it to be here, too? I miss my company and I'd like to be able to help do some good here. Thanks.

I gotta say, jogging here is way different then back home. City joggers? Y'all insane. Thank fuck we have Central Park and those weird woods.

[Peter]
Wtf, Parker? Is there like a club of spiders now?

[Kory & Jason]

Hey guys, do you mind if Cass stays with us for a bit? She doesn't like it on the 8th floor. We have spare rooms and a comfortable couch, is that okay? I promise we won't spar in the apartment?

[Tim Drake-Wayne]

What're you up to right now?

ETA: [ADDED FILTER TO CONNER KENT]

So. Screenshot of conversation. I pretty much pissed him off.

...the bodega was out of Kickstarts. This is going to be a long fucking day. I need pedialyte or whatever.

[Tim]

I hate you. I am wearing sunglasses inside. Tony is totally going to notice if he comes by my area.

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[Doctors at the Clinic]

Is someone here able to see me? I think I've caught some kind of cold as I have developed a slight fever. I need an increase in my penicillin and an antiviral treatment relatively quickly.

[Jason]

Going to the clinic, hopefully. Feeling under the weather so getting something to knock it on the head before I get really sick.

[Harley]

You doing okay?

[Conner & Cassie]

Hey guys can we hang out somewhere this evening and watch bad movies please so I can sleep on you and pretend that's not what I'm doing?

Okay so been here a while but I didn't exactly have opposable thumbs for a while then 'cause apparently getting plucked up by an all powerful entity meant I defaulted to- Well, it doesn't matter.

Name's Gar.

Hi.

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[Cassie & Conner]

Hey guys, so you know how I'm definitely not good at doing nothing? I'm putting the Titans together here, or at least, some version of us. There's enough people with abilities here that are our age who could do with something to do or some outlet for their abilities. And if there's an instance where we're attacked again - which has happened before - then we have an organised response team.

I'd like to scope out the warehouses Cassie found: there's two that look particularly promising. Do you guys want to come with me? When the city's no longer Disney.

I might have found someone to run our comms for us, too.

Also, if anyone wants to meet me for Dole Whip is welcome. I'm gonna live there until this is over.

[Jason]

Have you tried the Dole Whip?