Some Reality Web

Talk about a blast from the alternate future past.

I never want to relive being 10 years old ever again. That was....I am mortified beyond belief.

[Elena and Damon]

I am so...so sorry. I don't even know what to say.

Uh. You guys know human trafficking is illegal right? You also probably shouldn't leave a mobile in my reach. Except Mum isn't answering Or Shareen

I do appreciate the nice flat while you get a buyer for me or whatever but FYI the door isn't locked so I'm outtie.

I think I'm starting to understand why people were saying this place could throw you for a massive loop. This loop isn't terrible but not that great either since most of my friends have no idea who I am or why they're here.

It could be worse, I guess; I could be a half pint too. Once was enough.

[Teens that are still their normal teen age]

Would anyone want to go to the youth center tonight?

>> sorry for the delay in answering
>> aye. That is one of me girls
>> aged up and dinnae remember me
>> seems both Bubbles and Buttercup have been changed so far

Okay like...

Who is even in charge here? Cause the chaos is a little bit too intense for even me.

How do you even know who to punch?

My boat

Hey, guy I was talking to about being lost on the Isle. I never got your name.

[HARRY & MAL]

You two still the same age?

[ENTITY]

So the letter said we could write to you about stuff. This feels weird, but here goes.

I'd really like my boat back.

[...]

Please.

If we are in a new place, does this mean I have to be a proper adult or can that wait a bit longer? Is college an option here?

I'd heard about these world jumps. For my first time it's not exactly what I expected, but I can think of a lot worse places.

But.. no magic, huh? That never ends well.

The only comfort I can see in this place is that it is clear not all hope was destroyed. The art work here, while sometimes crude in execution, speaks of knowing there is a better tomorrow.

No one should have been subjected to this.

I am furious. Even the-
Tatooine had better living conditions

If you haven't figured it out yet, welcome to the Isle of the Lost. I doubt most of you will enjoy your stay here. If you have questions, ask away.

Also apparently I need a job. The only one I've ever had is working at my mom's restaurant as a waitress and I hated it.

Why are there no other people here?

Well... bloody Hell.

[His wee girls]
This is where I'm from. If anyone tries to touch ye? Hit em hard and fast. Savvy?

[His friends]
...the Isle ain't exactly sunshine and rainbows. Be careful. Keep an eye on yer pockets.

FILTERED TO ALL TEENS + FRIENDS* UNDER 25

I know this is kind of last minute, but I'm throwing a party on the roof to celebrate the end of the school year/some of us graduating. We're gonna start at 4pm, cause I know some people have curfews, but we'll go as late as people are want to keep hanging out.

Super casual thing, no need to dress up unless you want to! BYOB unless you're good with water or lemonade. Maybe BYOB anyway, because my budget isn't huge here.

If you don't know/remember me, it's cool. You can still come and hang out. :)

Whoever messed up their spell has five seconds to fix it and put me back on my boat. If it was deliberate, you still have five seconds but now I'm a hell of a lot madder.