Some Reality Web

[from Draco's phone]

HERMIONE ARE YOU THERE?

Fred and George?


Uh...

It is colin. i need your help

how am i here and home?

Why is Draco being nice to me?

Cool vacation. Hope I still have a job.

See ya, Frigga and Steve.

I've been here a few days and I'm now fully convinced I'm actually in a ward at St. Mungo's. I suppose it is what I deserve.

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No one told me zat New York would be part of ze final task? 'Allo? Où est Poudlard? er Where is 'ogwarts? 'ow do I return? I do not wish to be disqualified from ze tournament. 'Allo?

We have a park here and it's practically summer, who wants to have a little party in the park tomorrow night?

I need to do something. I am exceptionally bored with the mundane, which I did not think was possible here.

MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON!!!!!

It is a universal truth that the youngest sibling always knows the most. It is probably because no one ever realizes we are around as much as we really are. Still, I am not sure what to do with all this knowledge about my future.

Any tips from people that have been here a while?

Missing a Triwizard Tournament right about now...

SALE AT THE SHOP! GET YOUR GEAR TO SPECTATE. NOISE MAKERS, FACE PAINT, EVERYTHING IS 20% OFF.

Discount may be higher if you bring me food.

Shop is closed tomorrow. All employees will get paid.

That is all.

Buffalo chicken pizza. That is all.

This place is bloody brilliant sometimes.

A lot has changed the past few months and yet, I still find myself coming on here to provide reading lists or tell you about my kitten. I really need to get out more.

I do require the assistance of someone that is skill at art though. I have been working on recreating some of my favorite texts from my world, Hogwarts: A History and The Tales of Beedle the Bard. Next on the list is Quidditch Through the Ages since I know many here are Quidditch fans. It makes me feel more at home and less lonely without Harry and Ron

I might also take up running or some other physical activity to help with the getting out more.

Lydia is gone.

I think it may be in poor taste to walk out on your own promotion party. I think it is even worse when you somehow end up in what appears to be a very different country. Has the Dept of Mysteries sent out a memo I have not read in regards to all of this? Why do I have a letter with a room number?

If I didn't know better, I'd say that bludger hit me clear across the ocean, but we all know Chudley's beaters are not capable of hitting something clear across the pitch... Anyhow, where are we? I really need to get back before the championship match begins.

[FILTER: Harry Potter Crew]

May I ask a favor? I'll owe you one.

We didn't do it.

Doc said no startle pranks, and it's the third. We're geniuses, not evil geniuses.

In honour of today, the most holy of days for joke shop owners and the day my brother and I entered this world, everyone gets presents.

That's my prank today. Everyone's gonna get three: something that makes you happy, something to eat, and something that you secretly love. Before anyone asks how, it's magic, loves. A pinch of reality, a dash of power, and a whole helluva lot of imagination.

It's our birthday, and I do what I want. and the doc advised against any startle pranks

[Filter to Party People]

I'll keep Georgie busy and away from the shop until 6 PM. Bill insists this be a surprise for me too? I trust you, and don't worry if anything breaks. Just be careful with the pink section. Don't want you getting moony.

And.. Thanks for helping. For whatever's going to come of this. Georgie deserves a very good day.
[end]

WHAT A GREAT DAY!

[FRED]
Oi, you git, happy birthday! I didn't think-

Come on, let's go get breakfast and not work today.

Okay so been here a while but I didn't exactly have opposable thumbs for a while then 'cause apparently getting plucked up by an all powerful entity meant I defaulted to- Well, it doesn't matter.

Name's Gar.

Hi.

[Filter to Bill, Dominique, and Louis]
How are you, my loves, today and overall?
[end]

I must admit that I feel restless. My children do not need as much mothering here, they are grown and not babies, and I am at a loss for what to do without nappies and feedings.