Some Reality Web

Taking away all those people and the hot tubs? Not cool, Entity.

Happy Turkey Eve, everyone. Try not to fall into comas tomorrow.

[ August ]

You know I love you, right?

The Holidays are fast approaching And I wish more of my family were here to celebrate it with me.

[Hope]

Would you like to do something for Thanksgiving? Your friends are welcome to come as well.

Soooo I know it's not like Thanksgiving yet... but since I've never really celebrated it...


What does everyone want for Christmas?! ... Especially you beautiful.


[Arya]

I was thinking that we never really did anything proper for our Anniversary. My birthday and Halloween sort of took over. So like.... wanna do something nice? I'll put on some really nice clothing and everything.


[Draco and Steve]
Do either of you have like... really nice clothing I can borrow?

( [ Text to Saltzmans ] )

( [ Text to Nate ] )

My roommate not that we really ta disappeared awhile ago, so I've moved apartments. If anyone is looking for me, I'll be in 1-I.

Draco and Colin

Thanks for having me.

Hope

Hey. I saw

I'm sorry about Freya.

I've been regularly surveying the area. The robots seem to have vanished.

Could this place stop taking my family away from me? Just... don't bring them here if they're going to leave. Okay?

i'm not sure if its more or less interesting that most of the ghosts here didn't die here. id say its some kind of ghost gathering spot but i think they got bored in the after life. or were planted here. maybe both.

whatever the case, don't buy funnel cake if some one tries to sell it to you. don't take it if they offer it to you. just ignore him.

Well this is certainly unsettling

Hello? Who's still

And my coffee's cold. This place has the worst timing, I swear.

[Elena]

Happy Mothers Day, Elena. I am sure Damon and the little ones have a wonderful day planned for you.


[Hope]

Just checking in, sweetheart, I am sure today is a tad difficult, so I wanted to check in on you.

[Freya]

Happy Mothers Day. Baby Nik is lucky to have you.

( Elijah, Kol, Freya, Tony, and Pepper )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy, Roman, Tandy, Morgan, Peter, Nico, Freddy, MJ, Mal, Nate, Rose [I may have missed someone? lmk!] )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy )

It took over a year and a half at seventeen, but I'm finally no longer anyone's dependent.

You'll always be my Sugar Mama, though, Hope.

[Private to Family]

I humbly request for the few of us left a family night. Humor an old man, if you please.

[Elena Gilbert]

And how are my 'niece' and 'nephew' and do they need new clothes yet?

Oh. Oh fuck you, Entity and your double bluff shit.

This is like in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors learned how to open doors. Thought you were safe and then, nope. No one is.

It's no good when evil geniuses adapt.

So that's what a happy life with Hayley would have looked like...

Really? Of all the muffed up memories that thing could have shown me, it picks the most muffed up one of them all. That one time I had to dig a bullet out of Frank's keister.

I still really hate zip ties.

A+ Entity, keep this kind of shit coming.

- the muffins were awesome
- that Cupid dude granted my wish to be 18 again. No more second adolescence for me.
- my best friend Lissa is here from home. about fucking time We are definitely gonna celebrate this.

Anyway, impromptu party on the roof Friday night. Some of you magic types can keep us from freezing our asses off, right?

HOPE MIKAELSON

Hey. You up for some sparring tomorrow?

[ MORGAN ]

I need you to come and punch me in the face really fucking hard, okay? Please?

[ TEENS & FRIENDS* ]

Is it okay if I randomly show up places you might be to hang out? When it's not okay you can totally kick me out, but I have a feeling I'll spiral I'm going to need distractions from my head for a bit.

[i started naming people, it got out of hand you wanna be his friend you are his friend]