Some Reality Web

The little dog Max from the Grinch showed up at the foot of my bed this morning. He even had his fake reindeer antlers and everything.

Oh, and just in case anyone didn't know or was in doubt. Avengers got moves and wish you a Merry Christmas. Do yourself a favor and watch in full screen. The rest of you probably have great moves too; I could only fit five.

And to stay on brand: yes, I am stocked up for the season, thank you. And maybe enough to get me halfway to Easter.

Happy Turkey Eve, everyone. Try not to fall into comas tomorrow.

[ August ]

You know I love you, right?

I know that I'm a little late for Halloween but I was thinking that it might be a good idea to start showing holiday movies for the upcoming holidays. We could do a weekly movie night at the youth center and everybody could vote for their favorite movies. Thanksgiving and Christmas don't exist where I come from so all I know, I've learned since I've been here so I need your help.

What are some good holiday movies? Do they even make Thanksgiving movies? I remember watching some Christmas movies alst year but this gives everyone a chance to have a say so leave me a comment and tell me what holiday movies you'd like to see and we'll either have a vote or pick the ones that most people mention. I haven't worked that out yet.

Thank the Pumpkin King those robots are gone because 'Tis the Peanut Mother Nutter Season. I hope everyone's ready for the real Cyber Monday this year -- November 1st.

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

Mother scratching shazbot.

Closet? Check.
Pillows? Check.
Slim Jims? Check.
Metal baseball bat? Double check.
Cast iron frying pan? Yep. That too, just in case. It worked for my girl Rapunzel, and it's gonna work for me too.

Cya in a couple weeks, my dudes.

Ugh. Like. No.

We just finished having to go to school. Who wants to live there? This is soooooo lame.

My blanket fort is missing, what the heck!

BUBBLES BLOSSOM!!! This needs fixing!

Hello? Who's still

And my coffee's cold. This place has the worst timing, I swear.

I think I'm Snow White.

And like. I'm completely fine with this.

[MORGAN]
Is it weird that I spent like an hour talking to a hedgehog about feelings and shit?

[DAD]
Do you think it's normal to like... not be sure of stuff about me? Like me know being sure about stuff about me? Like, am I just being dumb if I think I'm not something that I thought I was?

[LILA]
You owe me $20 for Nat's mothers day stuff because you never help, but I'm too nice to mention it. But I will write off your debt if you assist in my existential crisis?

Would anyone like to join me at the Underwater Museum of Art?

That moment when you realize you'll never be able to watch one of your favorite musicals the same way again.

( Elijah, Kol, Freya, Tony, and Pepper )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy, Roman, Tandy, Morgan, Peter, Nico, Freddy, MJ, Mal, Nate, Rose [I may have missed someone? lmk!] )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy )

It took over a year and a half at seventeen, but I'm finally no longer anyone's dependent.

You'll always be my Sugar Mama, though, Hope.

On my way to "fight a baby" and now this is following me. Who wants to tell him that capes are generally a bad idea and that I'm not the one he should be imprinting on?

He is kind of a whole ass mood though.

Nate. Come fix it.

— Day of diving/snorkeling? Check.
— Underwater selfie with a fish? Check.
— Humpback watching? Check.

Next up: surfing lessons, falling on my face, gurgling salt water, and lots of shave ice.

Fake Hawaii > Fake New York

Though I still don't quite understand the holidays here, these little chocolate bunnies are delicious.

All of the sweets here are really good. Though I don't think I care for the marshmallow birds that much. They're almost too sweet.

[Filtered to Usagi]

How are you settling in? I know that being pulled to Goodland and then to somewhere else not even a couple of days after arriving can be really jarring. Do you need anything?

Oh. Oh fuck you, Entity and your double bluff shit.

This is like in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors learned how to open doors. Thought you were safe and then, nope. No one is.

It's no good when evil geniuses adapt.

Really? Of all the muffed up memories that thing could have shown me, it picks the most muffed up one of them all. That one time I had to dig a bullet out of Frank's keister.

I still really hate zip ties.

While I'm sure near endless hot water and more bathrooms are very welcome, I do find I'm more pleased with the space again.

A hundred odd people on a cramped space station wasn't my idea of fun. No matter how much Selenite enjoyed off world.

[ LIZZIE ]

How is your mid-century gothic style knowledge?

Before our trip into space, my cave expanded. It might be worth... sprucing it up.

Welp. I'm moving. As soon as all of my things disappear and reappear? I'll be in 1-H.

[The Entity]

So, I know the whole wishing shit was recent. But I'm going to be a little greedy/lazy and ask you to move my things to Emma and August's apartment? Please?