Some Reality Web

Cap is gone again. I swear he needs Velcro.

Is it just me or are the years getting shorter? I can't believe it's November already and Turkey Day is next week. No, I will not be cooking so don't worry, I won't be burning anything down. I decorate, I eat and I clean, that's my Thanksgiving.

My birthday was last week and I honestly have no idea how old I am. I kind of lost track when I came here and then with everything I learned, I just quit counting so I'm just going to consider myself ageless and be done with it.

Note to self; don't try to charge coffee when dead tired, accidents happen.

[ EMMA & JUBILATION ]

I feel like I should warn you; the kitchen is... a mess. And I refuse to accept the full blame, but I swear I'm fixing it.

[ BARTON ]

You're the handyman around these parts, aren't you? How much for a new kitchen?

Hello, I am Vision. I am new to Goodland.

So does this mean that I can give people detention? Because that might be kind of fun.

I appreciated all your effort, Rose. I should have known better than to think otherwise.


[Tony, Bruce, Bucky, Nat, Clint, Thor]

Have we received any other reports of people going missing?

I think I'm Snow White.

And like. I'm completely fine with this.

[MORGAN]
Is it weird that I spent like an hour talking to a hedgehog about feelings and shit?

[DAD]
Do you think it's normal to like... not be sure of stuff about me? Like me know being sure about stuff about me? Like, am I just being dumb if I think I'm not something that I thought I was?

[LILA]
You owe me $20 for Nat's mothers day stuff because you never help, but I'm too nice to mention it. But I will write off your debt if you assist in my existential crisis?

The Entity must have a liking for beaches and tropical places. I'll take it over man-eating creatures, though. Even if a sunburn is uncomfortable.

DAD! MOM!

You gotta let me keep her!

Please!!!!

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

I'm sure I'm not alone in the breaking of mirrors thing right now, but I definitely think I need to patch some scratches up because frozen peas don't work on everything.

Cassie, are you

You're not the right

What're another seven years of bad luck, right?

[ voice to text filter to friends & marvel ]

Nat mentioned offers to help and at this point in time I'm slightly less of an insufferable asshole but I could use distractions before I give myself another brain injury and Nat strings me up. No matter how mind numbing.

[ voice to text filter to nebula ]

You think you could get Nat out for a bit? Pretty sure she's gonna go stir crazy watching my dumb ass but she probably needs whatever girl-time is for you guys.

There is something fundamentally wrong with being called to a country bar to collect your daughter from lock up.

This feels like a cartoon special or a sleep deprivation fever dream.

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???

Okay, the elevators are working again -ignore the creak, it's just needing some oil, I'll get it in a bit. The stairs between the 3rd and 4th floor are a little fucked, so I'd avoid that for now and the burn damage on the 5th floor is superficial so it'll get cleaned up later.

I'm sorting the electrics that got messed up, but if there's anything major around the building, let me know.

[ nat ]

Can you take Nate and Tor to the vets?

>>Your kid says you hit your head
>>Go to the hospital before I sic Nat on you

Kara found Nathan in the park. She's staying with him until you get there. I'm...sorry I only left him for twenty minutes tops.

[Filter: Loved ones*]

I am checking in. Where is everyone? Is everyone safe? No one is hurt?

[Filter: Elijah]

How is your family, Elijah? Staying safe?

[OOC* if you want to be, you def. are.]

I totally get why dad kept us way out of a city on a wide land with very little happening.

[ BARTONS & NATASHA & OLIVER ]
I'm gonna... hold the fort? I am not sure what the even means at this point. I know you'll probably be off killing things, but be careful?

Even you Green Dude.

[ MORGAN ]
Have you ever wanted to be anyone but who we are?

[ Tasha ]

Nate has gone to the arcade with about fifty bucks, so he's gonna be gone a while and Lila's pretending she's not 'hanging out' with Ollie. You should let Nebula handle the gym/studio and come home so no one can hack into these decided NSFW compliments I got for you.

[ Tony & Bruce ]

I know that Nate can be a handful, and I don't always get how his head works, but you two really seem to get how he processes things and that means a lot that you guys do that.

[ Lila & Nate ]

I already know that things are not smooth by any means, and things are probably a struggle growing up, but you two are really brilliant, and I could not be prouder of you.

[ Morgan ]

Even when you two are getting into god knows what trouble, I'm glad Nate has you.

Well this is fun.