Some Reality Web

Note to self; don't try to charge coffee when dead tired, accidents happen.

[ EMMA & JUBILATION ]

I feel like I should warn you; the kitchen is... a mess. And I refuse to accept the full blame, but I swear I'm fixing it.

[ BARTON ]

You're the handyman around these parts, aren't you? How much for a new kitchen?

Anyone wonder what happens to Goodland when we're not in it? Does time just stop? As much as the travelling around is interesting, replacing all the perishables is a bit of an emmerde.

[EMMA]
Can I convince you to wear that white bikini more?

I'm going to broach the thing we talked about too. So maybe not right now.

[JUBILEE]
You enjoy a tropical vacation without the slavery, petite?

Uh... sup?

My name's Jubilation Lee.

I had a shower and a nap and

I am like totally ... confused still.

I've like lost my mind.

[Mutants]

Someone told me there were others here. I hope this works. I don't know how to get back to the Mansion, or how I got out of Genosha...

Think it's safe to say the bars are going to be busy until the vision troubles let up, eh?

MUTANTS
We haven't done the bonding thing in a while, so how about a big ol' mutant family dinner? I promise I won't let Emma near the kitchen.

KATE
You're from the future, right? So, you know up to a certain point?

EMMA
Not sure what you're seeing, chérie, but you ought to take a peek at Chloë and Camille.

Esto es estúpido.

[X-MEN/MUTANTS WHO KNOW LOGAN]

What was Wolverine like when you knew him?

[John]

Good morning?

[Emma]

Well...I didn't get a tattoo?

[Pete]

Where the hell are you?

[Remy]

I'm alive.

I'm sure, at this stage of the game, we're all aware how this goes.

So, for those out in the field, I know communications are being set up electronically, however I can provide a secondary back up shift of a psychic link between everyone - including those not on the field when needed.

The link is non-invasive and will act similar to a blue-tooth device, you can speak or think, and it'll transmit to those connected.

[x-men.]

Times like this you miss his usual 'To me X-Men', right?

How're we looking?

John

I would have never survived this place without you. Thanks for putting up with my one MCR album away from full-blown emo teen self and fucking disaster broken pirate me. You more than earned that big brother crown.

Pete

...I love you too.

Emma

You are my hero. My badass boss bitch queen of a hero and I don't know what I would do without you.

Remy

There is no one else here that I would rather talk shit with. You're everything. Thank you for keeping me sane.

Rogue

I'm glad we got a second chance in Goodland to give a big fuck you to the multiverse that pitted us against one another.

Ororo

You'll never know how happy I am that you're here, Ro. It's a comfort when sometimes everything is upside down.

What is this? An Asgardian themed holiday resort?


eta:
X-Men?

¿¡Dónde estoy!? ¿Como llegué aqui?

Where is Rictor?

Apartment changes mean layout changes, Kate. Remember that next time you phase. Some things you can't unsee.

[Emma & Remy]

Ooops?

[Pete Wisdom]

I learned a new trick.

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

When it rains it pours around here, heh? Apparently everyone was having just a little too much fun.

[ EMMA ]

I think you might've been right about that 'seize the moment' thing.

You okay, chérie?

[ KATE & JOHN ]

Je suis désolé about your little ward, the petite was quite a little one.

Either of you need anything, you just say, oui?

Logan too.

Klara and Old Lace are gone.

Probably for the best, I make a crappy mom.

If anyone sees a pissy/sulky tiny dragon flying about, tell him to get his ass home.

[Pete Wisdom]

How's your head?

[Emma Frost]

Thanks for the pick-me-up this morning, Gorgeous. "One day I'll stop fixing her hangovers just to teach her a lesson" my ass.

Oh good. Shit seems to slowly be going back to normal. I haven't had this many headaches in years.

[John]

You good?

This is the second worst morning since I got here. Who has the Motrin?

[ private to Kate Pryde ]

So...

On a scale of 1 to 10... how reasonable to do think people with missing parts of their memory are right now? Decision making wise.

[Logan, Remy, Kate]

Bobby, Erik, Jean, and Scott. They're all gone.

This place and its fuckery.

Nice to have some semblance of annoying going on.

[Mutants]
If any weird aged arrivals need help, I'm your guy. Call me Wolverine. This is some shit.