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ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ ([info]cauterising) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-03 09:09:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: five hargreeves, active: tony stark, inactive: faith lehane, inactive: mercy hauptman

» clint | 5
Okay, who owns the giant black wolf/dog? I get that pets are a thing around here, whatever, but who on earth adopted the fucking wolf/dog? And let it wander?


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Barton
[info]quattuor
2019-09-03 09:17 am UTC (link)
Fair warning; there's werewolves around here.

Are you sure it was a dog?

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Klaus
[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 09:19 am UTC (link)
Of course there are. Because why not.

It's a ... wolf/dog. I don't know. It's just sitting on the sofa and frankly it's judging me.

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Barton
[info]quattuor
2019-09-03 09:26 am UTC (link)
Things could be weirder.

Give it a steak?

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Klaus
[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 09:30 am UTC (link)
I'm not really sure how at this point.

Still going to be judgy. I think that's it's face. Reminds me of But at least then it's eating something that isn't mine.

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Barton - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-03 09:36 am UTC
Klaus - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 09:39 am UTC
Barton - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-03 09:54 am UTC
Klaus - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:15 am UTC
Barton - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-03 10:33 am UTC
Klaus - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:36 am UTC
Barton - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-03 10:40 am UTC
Klaus - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:59 am UTC

[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-03 09:30 am UTC (link)
Are you sure it's mortal?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 09:36 am UTC (link)
I can't exactly ask it. It's a wolf/dog. I can't speak wolf/dog.

What do you expect me to do 'are you really a person as a wolf/dog? bite my arm off for yes?'

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-03 09:39 am UTC (link)
If it's not mortal it probably understands human speech anyway. Personally I'd ask it respectfully.

I probably wouldn't post about it though, because that way if a normal dog somehow managed to get into my apartment no one would know I was talking to it like a crazy person.

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 09:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 09:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 10:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 10:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 11:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashtawawidiwin, 2019-09-03 11:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:39 am UTC

[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-03 10:29 am UTC (link)
Maybe the entity left you a new friend.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 10:39 am UTC (link)
I would've preferred a chicken. Or a goat. Or something that doesn't judge me and shed on the sofa.

Can I ask the Entity for a refund?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-03 10:46 am UTC (link)
Oooh, an alpaca. I want an alpaca.

Probably. You sure your roommates didn’t bring him home?

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-03 11:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-03 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:38 am UTC

[info]jumps
2019-09-03 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Unless it answers to Mr. Pennycrumb, it isn’t mine.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 06:46 pm UTC (link)
No, it didn't seem at all bothered by Mr. Pennycrumb besides another judgy look.

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[info]jumps
2019-09-03 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Not mine then.

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:51 pm UTC

[info]wantsherfurcoat
2019-09-03 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Ask it.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 06:46 pm UTC (link)
It doesn't seem to like answering me is the problem and then I'm just a weirdo talking to a wolf/dog.

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[info]wantsherfurcoat
2019-09-03 07:38 pm UTC (link)
It might just not like you.

What color are it’s eyes?

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wantsherfurcoat, 2019-09-03 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wantsherfurcoat, 2019-09-03 08:22 pm UTC
private - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 08:29 pm UTC
private - [info]wantsherfurcoat, 2019-09-03 08:33 pm UTC
private - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 08:40 pm UTC

[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-09-03 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Probably one of your roommates.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Which is rude if you ask me, a heads up would've been nice.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-09-03 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Does it matter as long as they're not trying to bite you or sleep in your bed?

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slayersocialwrk, 2019-09-03 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slayersocialwrk, 2019-09-03 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 07:20 pm UTC

[info]aapisi_okos
2019-09-03 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Is it solid black?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Should I just draw a picture of this guy for everyone!? Yes, it appears to be solid black, I've not exactly asked it to roll over and lemme see.

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[info]aapisi_okos
2019-09-03 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Taking a picture is probably easier, but if you feel like it.

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(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aapisi_okos, 2019-09-03 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aapisi_okos, 2019-09-03 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aapisi_okos, 2019-09-03 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aapisi_okos, 2019-09-03 11:05 pm UTC
Clint/Nat
[info]comespywithme
2019-09-03 10:45 pm UTC (link)
You had to know that I'd ask this question.

He's not humping your leg, is he?

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Clint/Nat
[info]cauterising
2019-09-03 10:53 pm UTC (link)
No, it did not get close enough to anything important. Least of all to hump my leg.

It just glared, a lot, and judged me. And stole my food.

This is why I don't like leaving your room.

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Clint/Nat
[info]comespywithme
2019-09-03 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Well I'm very relieved that he didn't bother anything important.

i steal your food sometimes. But I'm not a hairy wolf dog. You're welcome to come back whenever he stops judging you. Just don't bring him. He might want to judge me too.

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Clint/Nat - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-03 11:02 pm UTC
Clint/Nat - [info]comespywithme, 2019-09-03 11:06 pm UTC
Clint/Nat - [info]cauterising, 2019-09-07 11:30 am UTC
Clint/Nat - [info]comespywithme, 2019-09-08 01:03 am UTC

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