Some Reality Web

thanks. i hate it

me and old lace are just going to spend time on the roof.

Ain't this some comic book fuckery? I've seen stuff in my time, but can't say this was on my bingo card.

I need a drink.

[Mutants]

Any of you dumb enough to compete?

Did I pass through!? If so this is hardly eutopia? I don't remember any of the others that the Five brought back waking up in a stuffy room the smells like Cheetos!? Ugh. Why the fuck does my head hurt so bad? Why the fuck do I remember Goodland?

Where the fuck is Sebastian Shaw?

...capri suns are overrated.

[john, kitty, molly]
is mother's day something we need to do? i keep seeing ads. miss rogue is not my mother but she is taking care of me and she has seemed....strange lately. i figured maybe a gift?

At some point this place will stop fucking with us, right?

[Rogue + Kitty + Klara + Molly]

The freezer is now the whole kitchen. I'm working on a fix. Don't slip.

[Bobby]

How do you live like this? I'm so fucking cold. How do I turn off your fucking hands? I'm freezing everything a fucking touch and let me tell you it's not fun.

[John]

You wanna know something awesome?

Jean? Hank?

Any X-Men at all?

eta: Jean Grey
I don't know if I'm doing this right, but can you see this? Are you okay?

This isn't where I just fucking was. What is going on? Can't an old man finally fucking rest without being hurled into some new timeline? Guessing no, which is just fantastic.

Kid, you out there? Did you make it?




I need a drink.

[Kitty]

Can I have a mild freak out in your general direction with little to no expectations for you to really understand half of what I'm saying?

[Forward-dated to Sat morning]

[Pyro & Kitty]

Guess y'all saw who showed up yesterday.

[Klara & Molly, open to Pyro, Kitty, Five, Sam]

Y'all wanna go take on Disney together? I'm going to ask if Ciri wants to come too.

[Geralt, Yennifer, Ciri]

Hey, we're probably taking Klara and Molly into Disney today and Ciri - or all three of ya - is welcome to come to.

It's a good attempt, but I know that this isn't Earth. What realm is this, and for what purpose are we here?

Suit up and grab Rogue. The girls need our help.

I WAS OUT AND I SAW THE LEAPFROG AND I THOUGHT MAYBE CHASE HAD GOTTEN HERE BUT IT WAS HIS DAD AND THE PRIDE IS HERE!!!!!!!


I SAW MY PARENTS AND THEY CAN GET IN PEOPLES HEAD AND DO HORRIBLE PAINFUL THINGS AND THE WILDERS---AND AND AND

THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE ME GO BACK WITH THEM AND


THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE BAD PEOPLE.

(ooc- because of this.)

Dear Captain America,

You are a total Schwanz. And that means butthead.

thank you,

Molly Elizabeth Hayes
Princess Powerful

Ps- fuck the Avengers ***except this Mr. Iron man. He's cool





Ok, Klara, where are my cookies?

R,

Thankfully, had this sorted before we hit the past. Hopefully it doesn't ruin your day. Happy Birthday.

Pyro.

• small heart shaped box with a chocker style necklace inside.
  
• a soft knit woolen jumper
  
• an oversized super soft snuggle blanket.

Okay, so I told Klara we could turn the spare room into an at-home plant & drawing room for her and Molly. I might have gone overboard with stuff but ... whatever. Pretty sure I can get it all into the room, but how're you two at building? Someone needs to help me and someone needs to keep the girls away so it can be a surprise.

Also, can either of you plant things so that some of this stuff is done for Klara?

P.S I might be allergic to some flowers.

Klara! John! Kitty! Rogue!


I want to make cookies and hot chocolate and then I want to buy a tent so I can camp out on the roof on Christmas Eve so I can see Santa when he comes.

[ LOCKED FROM KLARA PRAST ]
Don't be a dick about the dolls, if you don't want them just leave them in the lobby and we'll deal with them -safely. But jeez, it was just a gift.

[ KITTY PRYDE ]
If I bribe you with something would you be up for staying in with Klara and Molly this Friday?

Also, what do you want for the holidays? And don't say nothing or I'm decorating your room in My Little Pony and teaching Lockheed the song.

[ ROGUE ]
You free Friday night?

ETA:
[ KLARA & MOLLY ]
When do you guys want to go out and get Rogue a gift or two for Christmas? I'll let her know we're going out but we'll keep everything else a surprise.

-_-

sorry

Anybody in the market for a katana? A tiny demon left one in my room, and thanks but no thanks.