Some Reality Web

[Filter Ironfam Apartment (Minus Harley) + Harley's Friends]
Harley's birthday is coming. There are about 11 days in fact, and I wanna beat y'all to the punch in case someone might have an idea of throwing a huge surprise party or something.

HE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT WANT SOMETHING BIG!

So, you are cordially invited to a family dinner that is casual and stress free. DO NOT BRING PRESENTS. Get him something, but give it to him well before the dinner. There will not be balloons, but there will be cake and one quick round of Happy Birthday.

This will just be a good ol' fashion low country boil. Please RSVP here or text me so I know how much food we'll need.

Don't tell him, please. I will, once I have a better idea of how many folks'll be there.
[end]

I hate how much I love this game, but I do. I love it. And now it's giving me summer shells and heart gems.
(＠＾◡＾) Also, I've found all dinosaur bones, so my collection of skeletons in my museum is complete. I was surprised but pleased when the facts given for each were real and not made up.

[Public]

I got a job! Selling comics. Maybe I won’t suck too much at that.

[Hope]

So I know I’m a terrible dancer but would you go to prom with me anyways?

Now this is truly a fascinating spectacle to behold. I am used to far less civilized arena fights and this Coliseum has peeked my interest. I suppose it would hurt little to participate.

[Elizabeth]
From what I can gather you have an influx of people from your world. How do you feel about the new arrivals? I feel ever the outsider.

Also, I was curious if you would do like to go for a cup of coffee sometime. I enjoy our talks and figured we could do so again.

I can't believe it's almost a year since some of you showed up here. I guess it's good proof that not everyone gets sent home eventually, though. That's something to hold on to given all these

[ Entity ]

For whatever reason you sent Markus home, that leaves us an empty spot in the apartment. I'd like to take over Amy's guardianship and move her in here if that's okay.

So, I know this is Manhattan or a version of Manhattan and we're surrounded by water, but I'm not looking to go diving into the Bay anytime soon. Are there any good places for swimming? Like a good lap pool? I think I read something about a youth center somewhere. Any chance there's a pool?

And what kind of jobs do the younger crowds have? I can waitress, but I'd really rather not if there are other options.

Of fucking course, because why the fuck not right? I hate this. How do you turn it off?

I'm...not okay going to find something to blow up.

This place can be rather disappointing at times. Suppose I shall be making yet another tally mark.

It would be so easy to shut it all off-

I think I shall go enjoy a drink.

...well fuck me.

Did I get rid of all the-
I need...

Think, Jeremy.

[Mystic Falls]
Anna is gone.

If I hadn’t been greeted by a letter from a “Jubilant Entity” I would’ve had to give Maria Hill props for a new creative way of hiding the children.

Is she even here?

Locks, doors, and doors with locks are stupid.

[ Saltzson ]

I'm trying to respect Bonnie and Enzo by not just spelling myself inside, but I miss being able to just walk into your room.

The next big holiday is Memorial day, right? Is that a thing in Goodland? I mean since we're in a different dimension and whatever.

[Filtered to under 20 crowd]

So it's been a while since we did a thing. What about tomorrow or Saturday night? We could do the food, movie, club thing like last time, and just go to whichever part you want.

This does not appear to be the other side. Nor does it appear to be what I imagine 'finding peace' would be. Nor do I appear to be dead. I wonder if someone might be so kind as to explain exactly where I am and why I am here.

CHILDREN I need copious amounts of alcohol.

[Geralt & Ciri]

Do not be alarmed by the boy in our tub.

[Tandy]

He will recover, but he will not awaken until tomorrow.

[Friends of Sebastian]

You will not be able to reach your friend for twenty-four hours. He needs rest.

[later this afternoon]

[Mystic Falls People]

Something happened - Sebastian's hurt and I don't know what to do and I don't know how to heal someone. Can any of you help?

I have to wonder if this new form can get delightfully drunk or not.

[MESSAGE TO ENTITY]
I bid you a good day.

I was hoping to request other accommodations since I am not actually a child. I grow weary of the nonsensical children's floor. Might I be relocated to an apartment? I am content to live with others and promise to continue my streak of no harm.

My thanks for even considering my request,
- Sebastian

So for those who didn't get cool powers this time around - what would you want if you could pick something? Just curious.

(Obviously you don't have to answer, but I'm sitting here with my fried okra and nothing else to do at the moment.)

Also, who's offering up cool fighting training lately? With the comings and goings, it's hard to keep track.

I never thought I would feel this cold again. How most unpleasant.

And of course I am still dead despite these powers. At least the hunger is gone for the first time-

This will not last

I thought I had avoided this week's Goodland stunt. I was incredibly wrong.

Sorry if anyone's... sticky. And turning invisible. And shocking anyone you touch.

At least it's not puberty?

I gave up my magic for a rea

I keep shorting out everything I touch. It freaked me out at first and I kind of made lightning, I think. It was pretty freaky but I think I have that part under control as long as I stay calm. ish. But I've already killed the toaster and the microwave. I'm afraid to touch basically anything.

I know similar things are happening to a lot of people. Is everyone okay?