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Does everyone else feel like they've suddenly been weighed down by several tons of dwarf star?

I'd say 'good', but it's really not. But I might go boxing. Anyone else? Superheroes? Magic people?

We have a problem. You need to come home. Now.

In France, Valentine’s Day is not really a big deal you might be surprised to know. It is only for couples and typically married or serious ones at that. No friendly gift giving to friends or classmates, they might get the wrong idea! Most of you I am sure know of the Duke of Orléans who sent the first Valentine’s letter, so how about I tell you about what the French call the Lottery of Love. It was once a tradition for all singles to be matched up with the singles in the house closest to them. However, men that did not care for their match often left the woman to seek others. The scorned women would then build huge fires in the street to yell and curse the man who abandoned them. Things eventually got so out of hand the French government had to outlaw the tradition.

If you're experiencing an endorphin crash, as a doctor I'm prescribing chocolate and ice cream and, I don't know, cuddle a puppy [18+] or have sex [/] or something to level it out a little. Not alcohol, it's a depressant, it will just make things worse.

Let's just ignore that I basically announced I'm a paranoid bastard who doesn't trust y'all.

[Tony]
Got some stuff to work through, not going to be in today.

[Stiles]
Thanks for keeping me company last night.

[Kara]
Sorry I snapped at you, got some stuff to work through.

[Remus]
.. Do you have a second?

If you need a last minute gift then come to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Unlike most places we actually have a sale going on.

14% off!

I'll be here until at least 6pm.

Nothing says romance like a pygmy puff!

[BILL & FRED & KARA]
Thanks for being there for me.

Without Nia Nall here to [...] woo, I find myself having no desire to partake in these Valentine's Day rituals.

Do single people have an alternative way of spending this Feast of Saint Valentine, or should I try to pour my heart out to a vending machine? Listen to All By Myself with a carton of ice cream?

Wake me up when today is over.

[Filter to Richie Tozier]
I want that feeling back. The lack of pain and caring about anything but the good.

I need it back.

I don't know what to do.
[end]

[Separate Filters to Freddy and Tia]
How are you? Are you okay?
[end]

Chocolate isn't working.

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all the episodes are sappy today.

can't i have a little less love with my drama? guess i should just stick to forensic files. people on the soap operas are annoying me

Societal pressure for everyone to act and think a certain way just because of the date? Bad.

Genuine appreciation or enjoyment found in those particular rituals by an individual? Not bad.

I had thought it would be save to leave the catacombs with the end of whatever joy spell was cast, but it seems everyone is succumbing to capitalistic emotional manipulation instead.

I suppose I'll wait until you're all finished with the hearts and flowers of a perfectly normal day that the greeting card and chocolate companies have told you mean something.

[ Yennefer ]

That said, I've sent some crystals to your room. You don't have to do anything with them, just ignore the magic hum from them. They're to aid in fertility and will ease the transition when it comes. If you so choose, you can carry the rose quartz with you. Added boost.

[ Killian ]

There's something we need to discuss. About my... condition.

[ Derek ]

Feeling better?

Modern holidays are so confounding.

I fear I find myself a tad loss in regard to this day. Might someone point me in material to read that is not biased towards the feeling of this unique day?

Tis annoying to be so oblivious, which I wish to remedy.

I found your candy from yesterday when I went to get Tony's from today. Thanks and happy belated Galentine's Day.

[FILTERED TO MALE ADULTS]
I forgot to ask. Guys do this Valentine's thing too, right?

I mean guys and guys? ughhh

I want to go home.

Valentines Day officially sucks. I wish Teddy was here.

So much sugar.

[Entity]
...this might be pointless and I don't know if I am even doing this right, but is there any chance I could get my laptop from home? All of the video's of Abbie's dance recitals and shit is on it. It would be kind of nice to watch those sometimes. I guess.

I just want to make sure she is okay as well. And if you could make her arrive that would be great, but I doubt you can so forget it