Okay, so, did someone spike my coffee with ayahuasca again? Because this has pretty much gotta be an hallucination and if that's not what's happening here then I got nothing.
Although, I have always wanted to visit New York, but I'd sort of imagined the whole 'great American road trip' thing like in 'On the Road' or 'Thelma and Louise', except maybe with less driving off cliffs. Definitely didn't expect this.
Also what is a Jubilant entity, and why is it even Jubilant? Gotta say I’m not the biggest fan of anonymous notes from faceless individuals.
Which I guess is a good place to ‘insert name here’. Hi Goodland, I’m Noah.