Some Reality Web

I'm starving.


There should be more things open between the bars closing and other places opening. The dinner wont let me eat there anymore since I broke the counter.

I picked up a guitar for the first time in a while. Forgot how much I liked it.

(Backdated to yesterday, because I forgot. My bad.)

[WANDA]
Still up for tea?

Think, think Claire. A dream. Trauma causes weird things.

This is fine. I just don't have enough sleep. I mean how could I have had more? We almost died.

I'm not insane.

Shane? Eve?


...Michael? Please? Don't be dead.

This isn't real. It isn't logical.

Aren't you supposed to sleep better when you're super busy? You know, too-tired-to-do-anything-but-sleep? Or is everyone having the worstweirdest dreams and it's some kind of thing this place is doing to all of us?

[ Entity & Jason Grace ]

Thanks again for helping me with Lizzie. I'd like to ask another favor if I could. Can you show me or tell me if what I did back home right before I came here worked? That the people I love What did it cos

[ Jason ]

You can wait to ask if you want to.

Wait, what? How? How did I end up here all of a sudden? Is this some weird dream? It must be. But it feels so real.

It was real stupid of you, Jubilant Entity, to kidnap a paralyzed military officer from his home... which is constantly under video surveillance which is backed up to some pretty secure towers... just sayin'. Though I have to say the hotel-esque vibe the room gives off is a nice touch.


I give it a few hours before you get some very unfriendly visitors.

Are you going to stop being a weirdo? And I want to point out that me calling you weird is a very bad thing.

Before you all freak out over the principal call I didn't do nothing Maybe he didn't I didn't do nothing.

How old do you have to be to get a tattoo around here?

Morning sickness is a lie. More like all-day sickness. I'm over it.

It's strange having to start over, even though my time away was short. The good news is that the rooftop garden looks amazing, mostly to the large part of Crowley!

The network is as busy as ever, I see. It's honestly hard to keep track sometimes! For those of you that are new or haven't met me the last time I was here, my name is Hannah Abbott! I'm a Healer at the clinic, located on the ground floor.

Filtered to 2-C

If any of you are hungry, I've made spicy mac&cheese. There's also a fruit salad, I made yesterday, in the fridge. I noticed we were running low on loo rolls so I plan to go out a little later to the market. Is there anything else we need while I'm out?

So. My girlfriend is pregnant. Is it normal for her to feel sick?

weirdowriter

Boy, you here?

I hope your first week of teaching went well.

Amethyst? Garnet? PEARL??????

Dad???

Connie??

Where am I and why am I...here? This doesn't look like home. Or Homeworld, come to think of it?

Something in the air makes me want to vomit.

Just in case individuals from other systems are unaware, you don't need parent or guardian permission for birth control at all. Ever. And I'd be more than happy to provide the 8 4-year Nexplanon injection or the 3-month shot for anyone who's interested. Bear in mind, however, that the shot is only 99% effective. And none of this protects from STIs which you should always be aware of and concerned with.

For the love of Socrates, don't make me have to teach a sex-ed course in this place.

Oops I worked on a Saturday again.

[Michael]

Put the seat down.

Also drinks sometime?

[Maria]

Did you see the post about birth control shots?

[Max]

I'm seeing someone on Tuesday about a long term birth control option. That way I'll never accidentally forget to take the pill and we don't accidentally knock me up. Don't know about you, but I don't want to be a parent right now at this point in my life.

I know I've been rather furtive about my world, but I'm aimless here. My cousins have left for what I've no doubts will be another Thedasian mess, and I can only hope Anders won't blow anything else up - Maker knows that he was lucky enough to escape unharmed the first time.

I'm a brawl-with-the-first-asshole-in-a-bar-who-dares-question-you kind of woman. But I also love nature, and Central Park is not a forest. I want to see Halla, pick elfroot that grows next to almost forgotten forest paths, come across a haunted cave and get to decide whether or not I enter. Where does Alistair belong, if not on his throne? Where do I belong, if not out there? I've got noses to break, skulls to crack and darkspawn to gut.

Oh, fuck it.

May I inquire about your favorite cocktails? I'm looking for new drinks to peruse.