Some Reality Web

Hello? My name's Luke Skywalker and I'm new here. Not sure what exactly is happening but hi?

Hello?

I am not really sure where this place is other than it is certainly not Agrabah. It is far too cold to be there. Nor does it really look the same...

Could someone fill me in, please?

I've run out of things to pawn and I need money. (I realize this promise of money is a double-edged sword for me, but just believe me that when I say that I don't necessarily want to be homeless here, I mean it.)

Unless we're counting a suffocating regime of learning how to nab super villains and fending off the Eiffel Tower (what a trip), I still have no real life skills. Tell me how you do apply that to real life, aside from idk, police Academy realness. And I don't play nice with the law.

Education, what's that? We were technically home-schooled, but I think that was a nice lie of the old man to make sure our every waking hour was spent nabbing villains and posing for magazine photoshoots. You want me to pose? I can, but I am not very stable.

I went to prison. Blah blah. Blah. Accidentally ended up serving the Army. Don't want to talk about it.

What are my options here?

[Filtered to Tony Stark]

If you're anything like May

Mr. Stark

Hey Tony, just wanted to let you know I'm around but not at the apartment right now. I needed air I can't bre All the rain's giving me cabin fever, and I thought I'd go see if anyone else has arrived and needs help since it looks like some people have arrived in a less than great state. What if there are others? They might need some help, too. The neighborhood may have changed, but people might still need a Spider-Man. Or a Peter Parker, in this case.

Anyway! I've got my phone, and I'll be back, so don't worry. （＾ω＾）

(That's a happy face, by the way.)

[/Filtered to Tony Stark]

A pretzel sounds really good right now.

Or a churro.

Or both.

Music, too. Has anyone heard any live music or anything around here? I've got music on my phone, but I'm kinda curious about the local scene, too.

( A PRIVATE FILM BY PETER PARKER )

Little bit of housekeeping. Hi, for newer people who haven't seen me around, I'm Sam Wilson.

1. Hannah Abbott and I are working on getting a medical centre set up on the ground floor, if anyone's worried about dealing with whoever the rest of the people on this island/mysterious pocket dimension/possibly a snow globe are for health needs. I'll let Hannah tell you about any specialisations she has because apart from a case study that got cut short several years ago on traditional herbalism in the Amazonian basin I know nothing about magic. I was a Special Forces Medical Sergeant in the Army until I retired and started collecting doctorates. These days I specialise in cybernetics and biotechnology, but I can handle more mundane things just fine too.

2. If you've got any pre-existing medical conditions, unusual biology, or anything else along those lines, feel free to let one of us know about it.** Or not. Your call.

3. Anyone not say hi on Tony's post? It wouldn't be a bad idea to have a basic headcount of who's here just in case. We have no idea what to expect from this place. Try to keep an eye on your roommates for the same reason. Even if everything's completely fine it'll help people not feel too isolated if they're turning up not knowing anyone.

4. People seems to be pretty on top of the food situation. Anyone want to see how the bars are?


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5. Any tv or movies you'd recommend for someone who's mostly been stuck with reruns and reality shows for the last decade?


[ooc: because I like to be fully extra at all times if you want to do this oocly you can! here!]