Some Reality Web

I must say, I do not think I've ever seen magic like this. Your chariots are impressive, and this device seems to massively decomplicate mass-communication. With it, the Blight would have been won in a day.

But there is a box in my [...] quarters, with ever-changing numbers and a door handle. When buttons are pressed, a light goes on, and a glass disc inside spins around for a determined amount of time. This box can be easily removed when the cord is unplugged from the power source in the wall.

What is it?

Filtered to the Jubilant Entity & Sam Wilson

Hello, Entity!

First of all, I would like to extend my gratitude for this amazing opportunity to be here in Goodland. It has been quite an experience so far and I've enjoyed meeting new people that I wouldn't have otherwise.

And speaking of meeting someone new, Sam and I would like to reach out to you in hopes that you will help us with our plans for this new community. We would like to set up a health care center on the ground floor of Ostrich's Villa.

We don't need much! We were thinking two exam rooms, plenty of storage, and an office. And there would need to be a space for a receptionist and a reception area where people can sit as they wait for their appointment.

Sam and I hope you see and agree that this is beneficial to our new small community, and would greatly appreciate any help you may offer.

We eagerly await your response!

Sam & Hannah

Tell me this is Nick Fury's fault. I really want to blame him for something.

What planet is this? And how the kriff did I get here?

Talked to one bloke about pizza and it seems like we aren't going anywhere so I'm thinking of hosting a pizza get together.

Yes, the pizza will blow you away, and yes I am making it.

EDIT - This will happen Friday, come anytime afternoon.