InsaneJournal

I've run out of things to pawn and I need money. (I realize this promise of money is a double-edged sword for me, but just believe me that when I say that I don't necessarily want to be homeless here, I mean it.)

Unless we're counting a suffocating regime of learning how to nab super villains and fending off the Eiffel Tower (what a trip), I still have no real life skills. Tell me how you do apply that to real life, aside from idk, police Academy realness. And I don't play nice with the law.

Education, what's that? We were technically home-schooled, but I think that was a nice lie of the old man to make sure our every waking hour was spent nabbing villains and posing for magazine photoshoots. You want me to pose? I can, but I am not very stable.

I went to prison. Blah blah. Blah. Accidentally ended up serving the Army. Don't want to talk about it.

What are my options here?