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Tweak says, "Flag this, suckers!"

ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ (cauterising) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-18 01:50:00

Entry tags:

active: clint barton, active: kate bishop, active: lila barton, active: morgan stark, active: oliver queen

» network | clint barton
There is something fundamentally wrong with being called to a country bar to collect your daughter from lock up.

This feels like a cartoon special or a sleep deprivation fever dream.

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	maguna 2021-02-18 02:04 am UTC (link)
	~~I'm putting all of you in a bubble. A permanent one. Jesus Christ.~~ I feel like this story is missing context. I need the context. For science. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Apparently, Lila needed saddles. And a country bar was the place to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2021-02-18 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Yeah. Sure. That makes total sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	It really did to Lila, and so... I didn't even know country bars held people. Like what even is this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2021-02-18 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Can they...legally do that? Was she lassoed? Please tell me she was lassoed and tied to a mechanical bull or something. Extra points if there are photos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	There was no mechanical bull and there are no pictures, but I'm sure someone could paint it for you. Apparently this bar takes the aesthetics very seriously, and have a mini jail. For when... someone tries to steal the saddles on their ... fake horses. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	overdraws 2021-02-18 02:07 am UTC (link)
	🤠🔫🐴 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I could translate that even with 8 hours sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overdraws 2021-02-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Calm down, Old Man. I said 'thanks', right? I would have gotten out of there eventually, but you sped up the process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. You would've. And nine men would be dead or in hospital and that'd be another kind of issue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overdraws 2021-02-18 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	...it would have been a less bizarre and more normal issue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	It really would've, I also would've been far less surprised by it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hooddude 2021-02-18 03:49 am UTC (link)
	What in the hell were you doing in a country bar? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-18 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Collecting my light-fingered daughter before she murdered a bunch of people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kate_bishop 2021-02-18 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Is it, though? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cauterising 2021-02-19 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Feels like it at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent)