Some Reality Web

Happy spent two hours, that's two hours, chasing balloons in the park. I wish I could be that happy with so little. Catasha is annoyed by Happy's energy, Nick Furry just wants to eat Happy's tail. They're the best dysfunctional pets ever.

And not so weirdly, totally helping my anxiety because there is nothing better than cuddling with Happy -maybe when Morgan comes to cuddle too but mostly Happy just makes everything better.

Which means dad and Natasha shouldn't be mad that he totally destroyed the couch, because it's just a couch and it's replaceable...right?

Personal study is way easier than school, like way easier, learning math in relation to archery is way less mind numbing than straight up math.

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

Ah. There's nothing like the looming threat of being told you're dumb again to really get you going in the morning.

Why can I not just sleep forever?

[ DAD ]

So, I know you know. And you know that I know that you know. So pretending I don't know that you know is stupid.

Do I have to go to school again?

Also. Can I get a dog?

someone's sense of humour is getting out of hand.

[nat + kids]

i'm finding some alcohol and i'm relocating. probably find somewhere by the lake. just be careful.

lila don't shoot anyone you can't unshoot.

[Clint]

» Happy birthday, Old Man
» I may or may go easy on you for past shit tonight
» Special occasion and all

[Oliver]

» What are you doing tonight?
» The correct answer is...
» Coming to a family dinner because apparently that's what my dad wants for his birthday

Talk about a blast from the alternate future past.

» Got a bottle of Jack that was stolen from the liquor store
» By my juvenile delinquent father and his girlfriend
» Wanna share?

It's been a while since I had this much fun. illegal though it may be

[Clint]

What are you doing later? Wanna do whatever it is with me?

[Pietro, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Natasha, Barton kids, Darcy]

Are you all alright?


[Clint & Natasha removed after Nate's comments.]

[MORGAN & HARLEY]

Can I be a huge brat and beg for food and company? I mean, if you're not like doing responsible people stuff?

[LILA]

Can I pay you with money I got off dad to tell dad that I did not graduate like I expected because fuck everything? And then can I pay you to not tell him or Nat where I am?

Happy Hump Day, Goodland. That's still a thing here, right?

If we haven't met yet, my name is Thea Queen. The Entity was nice enough to give me my old club, so I'm happy to announce we'll be holding a grand opening for Verdant Friday night starting at 9pm.

I could still use a few more bartenders, maybe another DJ and a couple of extra bouncers, if anyone out there is looking for a job along those lines.

FILTERED 13-20 YEAR OLDS

I do plan to add a weekly all ages night so you guys have a good place to blow off some steam, so hit me up if there's a night that works best for you guys that isn't Friday or Saturday.

Okay, I've been going this by myself, because damn this is weird.

But at this point I have no idea what this place is about or where the hell I am. So, my name's Dinah Lance. Anyone know where a bar singer can get a job?

I didn't know anyone who left today aside from Barry Allen but to all of you who lost someone, my condolences.

[Lila]

I'm sorry about Cooper. I won't ask if you're okay because I wouldn't be if the situations were reversed and Thea was gone. or if you were taken back I figure
you're probably doing the family thing but if you want to get out for a little, we can go up on the roof and shoot stuff. Just send me a text.

You know how some people have that 'wish I could see how the other half lives' kind of thing?

Very glad I'm not one of them. I envy none of you but hope you're not going craycray from this weird mojo.

[MORGAN]
Can I hang out under your bed for a while? Avoid your siblings and just eat chips and sigh loudly until you kick me out?

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

Tug-o-war with a small purple dragon on the roof, who wanted my chips more than I did, may be the highlight of my week.

[Oliver]

I'm keeping that picture of you and Mickey Mouse to use for blackmail purposes.

Thank God tongues heal fast. Jeez. 0/10. Do not recommend. Although ice cream 10/10, do recommend. Even if the stomach ache is never going to teach me any lessons ever.

It helps having a doctors note to get out of answering questions in school too.

[ALL BARTONS + NATASHA + JAMES]
I MADE FOOD AT SCHOOL AND BURNED NOTHING DOWN!

I am planning on recreating my success at home, I will require one volunteer on hand with a fire extinguisher in case something goes wrong. Sarcastic comments are not required, but enforcement is not entirely possible.

I swear no one will die from eating it, so ... everyone needs to come.

Scratched an itch and can't sit still. Let's go out?

I should have done this sooner but before I could, the place turned into a candy nightmare. My name is Oliver Queen, I have no idea how I got here but it sounds like nobody else does either so at least I'm not alone.

This is a ☠@✴#ing [...] %&*&#@ #$%*.

Aw $h*t!