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Tweak says, "Cuddy is a man."

Nᴀᴛʜᴀɴ (bartonesque) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-09-29 18:57:00

Entry tags:

!gamewideplot, active: lila barton, active: morgan stark, active: natasha romanoff, active: nathaniel barton, active: nico di angelo, active: tony stark, active: torunn thorsdottir, active: vision

I'm not saying that I'm going back to the dark ages with this stuff. But I'm tempted to unplug Alexa and throw out the roomba.

Torunn? Your namesake is just as protective; I'm pretty sure she's mauled more robots just because than some people have. Catasha, as her namesake, could not be bothered with any of this.

I think my collection of animals has been gearing me up for making my own Avenger team via fur.

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	maguna 2021-09-29 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Furvengers. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. This. Although it does mean I can't get a naked cat and call them Thaw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2021-09-29 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Only if you train it to keep away from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	You know that you technically have a naked cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2021-09-29 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Fair. But mine doesn't have naked skin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure? It's not like it has any skin at all. Like it's a serial killer's nightmare. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	overdraws 2021-09-29 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Let me shoot Alexa. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Do... you want me to throw Alexa off the roof first, or are you just going to pop up and assassinate her like some forest bandit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overdraws 2021-09-29 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Forest bandit has a more rustic feel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	And it probably feeds into your assassination fetish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overdraws 2021-09-29 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Is it a fetish? Huh. Never noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to make you feel like there's anything wrong with your predilection for murder, and I'm not about kink shaming, so fetish seems better than psychotic urge? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notyourplayboy 2021-09-29 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Dum-e and 2-Dum are sad to hear this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I feel like I'm being called out for a generalisation, but I also feel like the year of my birth was marred with the evidence of what goes wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2021-09-29 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	But Vision! Evidence of what goes right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Wasn't he an accident, though? No shame, I mean, not on the accidental-baby front I mean. Do we prefer 'surprise'? Happy accident? Unplanned joy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2021-09-30 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Shhh. You'll give him a complex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	VISION EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE A HAPPY ACCIDENT YOU WERE THE HAPPIEST OF ACCIDENTS AND WE STILL LOVE YOU!!! Better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2021-09-30 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I hope he sees this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bornyesterday_ 2021-09-30 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, small Barton. I love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	girlofthunder 2021-09-29 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Good girl! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	She's the goodest girl, it's probably odd that she's protecting what is meant to be the guard dog. Happy just wants to play with them, Tor just wants them to go away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlofthunder 2021-09-29 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Same. Hard same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I mean, I'm grateful they're not Ultron style bots, but I bet this is super far from your comfort zone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlofthunder 2021-09-30 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	They look a lot different from the ones we fought, but I'd rather not deal with robots come to life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's a dangerous world. Also being bff's-for-ever-and-ever with a Stark who literally makes your toaster talk to you is a double-edged knife when you're wary of the robot uprising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlofthunder 2021-09-30 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Tony is my foster dad so I get it - except I don't have a toaster that looks like me, which is just rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	He should've totally made you all toasters. Or like personal assistants. I mean, he has the best personal assistant as his wife, he could've totally made you guys like helper people to do stuff with. Oh- wait... I'm advocating for robot slavery. I'm part of the problem! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlofthunder 2021-09-30 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	We had JACOSTA. She was pretty cool with us except when she was blocking us from things. Tony's best babysitter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	baculum 2021-09-29 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not the Roomba! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-29 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know they have cameras on them! Cameras Hope! I'd sooner get a brush out and sweep! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2021-09-29 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Doing something you don't want the robots to see? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Breathing? They might get jealous of all the sugar I can eat too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2021-09-30 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Drop some sugar on the floor and Roomba can eat, too. Should I drop off Baldur for some reinforcement? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	But then I'll have a hyper roomba on my hands, and that's dangerous. Does Baldur want to challenge Tor to a 'who can kill the most robots for treats' game? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2021-09-30 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Dangerous to your ankles, I think you'll survive. He hasn't met any robots yet but he'll do pretty much anything for treats. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theghostking 2021-09-29 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	could be a new weapon for you tho (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	More likely I would get stabbed in this scenario. Or my animals will take it as a challenge and we'll have the first ever robot vs cat beast wars. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	comespywithme 2021-09-30 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Catasha is waiting for the right moment to go ninja on some robot ass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-09-30 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well Catasha needs to stop it, she should be ninja'ing already. This whole 'wait until no one is looking and then kill everything when no one can see how' is very disconcerting. I feel like she might try to take over Goodland one day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comespywithme 2021-10-01 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I could see her doing that. Which is scary. (Reply to this) (Parent)