Some Reality Web

[Avengers + Associated Family]

I may have gotten carried away getting ready for Lyra's first Thanksgiving. So you're all invited. We're invading Stark Industries. But, you know, with permission.

You can bring a dish if you have anything specific you're looking for or want to share but it isn't necessary, I've got all the major bits taken care of.

[Betty Ross]

You're welcome to say no but you're officially invited to a Very Avengers Thanksgiving. Similar to a Very Avengers Christmas but less mocha mint brownies and more pumpkin and pecan. And hopefully less squabbling but there's a lot more of us this year so who knows.

[Filtered to Friends Who Are Not the Former Love of His Life]

Nope nope nope, this isn't
I mean, yes but also no?
How the hell is
REALLY, ENTITY???

I'm not hallucinating, right? No leftover forest side effects? There really is a post on this network right under mine signed by a Betty Ross, right?

The hell do I even say

Pocket dimensions were never out of the realm of possibility, but I admit I never thought I'd live in one.

~Betty Ross

[Filtered to Friends* -minus Thor]

So the Entity has decided to torture me. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Who wants to get blind stinking drunk?



(OOC: *- If in doubt, hit me up.)

I can't find Laura. Her texts are coming back undelivered and she is not answering her door.

The accuracy of fortune cookies has me sceptical.

[Avengers family, Marvel people, Nathan's Friends*]

Nathan's 18 tomorrow, we discussed a party, figured we could throw one if he wanted, he does not want.

Instead, we're gonna set up the roof area for movies, have ten million pizzas and enough soda to fill a lake. Everyone's welcome for however long they wanna come. Suggestions for movies will be taken, and we'll wrap up whenever people trail off.

Where possible, please avoid yelling or pulling anything 'surprisey'.

[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Lyra, Torunn & James]

There's a kind of 'family' dinner on the 18th. {insert restaurant}, 6pm. Open invite if you want.

[Natasha]

I know he's not really 18 in relation to my age, but fuck do I feel old.

* if you think you are, apparently you are.

Happy spent two hours, that's two hours, chasing balloons in the park. I wish I could be that happy with so little. Catasha is annoyed by Happy's energy, Nick Furry just wants to eat Happy's tail. They're the best dysfunctional pets ever.

And not so weirdly, totally helping my anxiety because there is nothing better than cuddling with Happy -maybe when Morgan comes to cuddle too but mostly Happy just makes everything better.

Which means dad and Natasha shouldn't be mad that he totally destroyed the couch, because it's just a couch and it's replaceable...right?

Personal study is way easier than school, like way easier, learning math in relation to archery is way less mind numbing than straight up math.

[Filtered away from Thor]
This place really gives you whiplash, doesn't it?

If anyone needs me, I'll be out tonight, I think I need to clear my head.

Loki?

I thought we were beyond such childish antics!

Are you still mad about Get Help? Because it worked.

No matter, I will find you.

Despite being what someone has referred to as "a huge dork", I actually didn't get bullied a lot as a kid. Probably cause I mostly kept to myself.

What the hell do I do? I mean, there's no hiding the fact that she's green. And we can all tell her it's beautiful all day long, but kids are just jerks sometimes.

[Tony]

Got anything in that huge brain that might lend a hand here? I have ideas, but...they're complicated. I don't know if using my kid as a guinea pig is the smartest thing going. And damn I miss Thor right now

I see the Entity is restless again. Has anyone else found themselves shifted to new accommodations? Was I unwanted?

[ Margaery & Sansa ]

Are you both alright?

Well. I think I've worked out enough today for a week. Keeping up with Asgardians is rough.

[Captain-Dad, Iron-Dad, Avengers]

Uh. Everyone good? I probably should have checked earlier, but Tor was really upset.

[Torunn]

If you don't want to stay at your dad's place, you can come stay here for the night. You can have the bed, I still have the sleeping bag from camp.

So, Catasha and Nick Furry have some company at home now.

After promising that I would not bring home twenty chickens, I brought home just one dog.

( Not an IC cut )

Meet Happy.

I can't be the only one thinking it.

Did the Hulk actually get laid???

What if she hates me?
I'm not what she's expecting

She's biologically impossible.

[Tony Stark + Pepper Potts]

Thank you again for this morning and that honor.

[Bucky Barnes]

Hello.

is this a tranning or a kid napping?


i hav a momy and a dady and i will fite you just as goood

Ah. There's nothing like the looming threat of being told you're dumb again to really get you going in the morning.

Why can I not just sleep forever?

[ DAD ]

So, I know you know. And you know that I know that you know. So pretending I don't know that you know is stupid.

Do I have to go to school again?

Also. Can I get a dog?

It's good to be back.

[James]

What do you think?

[Buck]

The you who was here before worked at the museum. What did you do last time?

Again? Really? This place looks a lot different than when I was here before, but the ostrich theme is the same.

Steve, are you still around? Wanda or Carol?

[Friends]
Why is it doing this?

[Wanda]
Do you want [...] I don't know.