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ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ ([info]cauterising) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-09-14 00:41:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: natasha romanoff, active: tony stark, active: torunn thorsdottir, active: wanda maximoff

The accuracy of fortune cookies has me sceptical.

[Avengers family, Marvel people, Nathan's Friends*]

Nathan's 18 tomorrow, we discussed a party, figured we could throw one if he wanted, he does not want.

Instead, we're gonna set up the roof area for movies, have ten million pizzas and enough soda to fill a lake. Everyone's welcome for however long they wanna come. Suggestions for movies will be taken, and we'll wrap up whenever people trail off.

Where possible, please avoid yelling or pulling anything 'surprisey'.


[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Lyra, Torunn & James]
There's a kind of 'family' dinner on the 18th. {insert restaurant}, 6pm. Open invite if you want.


[Natasha]
I know he's not really 18 in relation to my age, but fuck do I feel old.


* if you think you are, apparently you are.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]lt_america
2020-09-14 12:01 am UTC (link)
I'll be there.


Any hints at to what he might want as a present?

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:05 am UTC (link)
He's laid back about that. And Nat and I stole so fucking much Video games or... pet toys. Cat and dog and I'm pretty sure he's smuggled a ferret into the place that I'm not meant to know about.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]lt_america
2020-09-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
Alright. I'll put together like.... a cat basket.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:14 am UTC (link)
You don't need to, but I'm sure he'd appreciate the thought.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]lt_america
2020-09-14 12:18 am UTC (link)
If Tony taught me anything growing up is that presents are always necessary.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:20 am UTC (link)
I mean they are never sniffed at, that's for sure.

Unless its home baking and then enquire who made them first.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]lt_america
2020-09-14 12:26 am UTC (link)
I have literally never cooked.

I will not subject anyone to that.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:27 am UTC (link)
Well you're not the odd one out then. So that fits.

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]lt_america
2020-09-14 12:29 am UTC (link)
I've gotten pretty good at ordering Pizza though!

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[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Torunn & James]
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:30 am UTC (link)
Which is really the only life skill you need.

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[info]girlofthunder
2020-09-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
Thanks, Mr. Barton. I'll be there.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:07 am UTC (link)
Just Clint is fine Torunn.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2020-09-14 12:11 am UTC (link)
I just want one so I don't feel left out.

[2nd filter]

I'll be there. He's a good kid.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
It might be a bit too Alice in Wonderland for me.

[2nd Filter]
Cool. And you know we appreciate everything you do right, helping him out?

Apparently the place is kid friendly if you wanna bring Ethan.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2020-09-14 12:27 am UTC (link)
They are probably stale anyway.

[Clint]

Getting sentimental on me, old man. I know. I appreciate everything your family does for Morgan.

We'll see if he is adorable or hellion that day.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:30 am UTC (link)
No one eats fortune cookies for the taste, that's for sure.

[Tony]
My youngest is 18. I'm feeling way older than I even am. But he's doing well enough to even want a gathering of people, and part of it is the help he's gotten so. Verbalising.

He's a Stark, isn't he always both?

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Tony / Clint
[info]notyourplayboy
2020-09-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
I'm glad he is doing better.

Point.

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Tony / Clint
[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:36 am UTC (link)
Keep an eye on what animals show up at your farm though. I'm sure he's branching into his rebellious phase.

I shoot. I score.

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Re: Tony / Clint
[info]notyourplayboy
2020-09-14 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Good thing I hired help.

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[info]maguna
2020-09-14 12:13 am UTC (link)
I’m always here for Barton family dinners.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
At this point I'm pretty sure you're an automatic inclusion, and you know it.

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[info]maguna
2020-09-14 12:19 am UTC (link)
I definitely do. I just wanted to make you say it.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:22 am UTC (link)
You are my favourite teenager who eats out of the fridge. You are least put stuff back.

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[info]hulklette
2020-09-14 12:31 am UTC (link)
DID YOU EAT YOUR MAGIC COOKIE TOO?!

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
No, I haven't gotten one. I'm kinda okay with that.

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[info]hulklette
2020-09-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
mine was coool i become a cool super hero like daddy and I get a swoopy a uniform and i just found out that I have a hulk brother!

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:41 am UTC (link)
The number of Hulks should be worrying. That's at least something to look forward to, right?

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[info]hulklette
2020-09-14 12:47 am UTC (link)
it seems cool


you should eat your cookie if you get one you get to see good things

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 11:09 am UTC (link)
Maybe you'll meet your brother sooner rather than later.

We'll see. There's also a chance it's not good things, and who wants to see that, right?

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[info]iron_hearted
2020-09-14 12:36 am UTC (link)
This is the only time fortune cookies have been trending since their invention, I'm sure.

[Second Ward]

Please believe you will catch me at both events. Look at my bro being an adult now.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:42 am UTC (link)
Very likely, but with this Entity, who is surprised.

[Second Ward]
It's probably a little early to call him that, but he's getting there.

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[info]iron_hearted
2020-09-14 12:48 am UTC (link)
Me. Quite often. Usually.


[Second Ward]
well, legally anyway.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 11:10 am UTC (link)
I guess old age really does have its benefits.

[Second Ward]
Legally is probably all that matters around here anyway.

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[info]controlmyown
2020-09-14 12:54 am UTC (link)
Did you open one?

[First Filter]
I'll be there, of course. Would he mind if I bake something?

[Second Filter]
I'm sure I'll be there for that as well.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 11:11 am UTC (link)
No. Probably nothing I really wanna know anyway.

[First Filter]
I'm sure he'd love you, you know he loves your baking.

[Second Filter]
I would expect no less of Aunt Wanda.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-09-14 11:59 am UTC (link)
So basically, pet store gift card should do it? He should keep the little family supplied for a while.

I just feel like even with Steve's metabolism, ten million pizzas might be excessive.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 12:15 pm UTC (link)
That'd work pretty great; he's cultivating a small furry factory.

Nah, that's mostly for my kids and Morgan's appetite, never mind Steve's.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-09-14 01:38 pm UTC (link)
And I do know he loves spoiling them. And I think you and Nat might appreciate Happy getting some chews rather than, say, your couch.

I was going to judge but also, teenagers. I can't even wrap my head around him being 18.

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[info]cauterising
2020-09-14 02:01 pm UTC (link)
He's a very proud pet dad. But yeah, the puppy phase is hard, he's chewing so much.

Yeah, teenagers, and a bunch of other teenagers. In some way, I know he should be 5. But God do I feel old.

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Clintasha
[info]comespywithme
2020-09-14 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Tell me about it. I feel old too. Even though I've given up trying to figure out how old I am in this place because of time crap.

No one has suggested a movie. I'm surprised.

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Clintasha
[info]cauterising
2020-09-16 06:30 pm UTC (link)
I think everything crap is enough reason to stop wondering.

I'm pretty sure Nathan's going to have a list either way.

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Clintasha
[info]comespywithme
2020-09-17 06:57 pm UTC (link)
This place really isn't so bad. The company's great.

Oh I'm sure. Do we have to behave like grownups and not make out in the back row?

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