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Bruce Banner ([info]sevenphds) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-08-22 22:40:00

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Entry tags:active: bruce banner, active: steve rogers, active: tony stark, active: valkyrie, active: wanda maximoff

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I can't be the only one thinking it.

Did the Hulk actually get laid???

What if she hates me?
I'm not what she's expecting

She's biologically impossible.


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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-08-23 02:44 am UTC (link)
Would it have to be the other guy, for her to be that way?

It's gonna be fine, Bruce.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 02:46 am UTC (link)
I'm going to assume his reproductive system has the same current issue that mine does, though he hasn't exactly allowed me to test that.

See, you say that. She expects the Hulk and he's not even coming out to defend us these days, let alone to meet his kid.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-08-23 02:51 am UTC (link)
It is an alternate timeline, or reality, though. Anything's possible?

She expects her dad. Right now that's you.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 03:01 am UTC (link)
I think maybe that's true. I mean, it's honestly the only thing that makes sense, things being different there.

She told me she loves Now to convince her that not all boys are stupid. Other than in the six year old girl thinks boys are stupid way.

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(no subject) - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:12 am UTC
Steve - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:20 am UTC
Bruce - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:24 am UTC
Steve - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:29 am UTC
Bruce - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:33 am UTC
Steve - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:41 am UTC
Bruce - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:44 am UTC
Steve - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:48 am UTC
Bruce - [info]_onyourleft_, 2020-08-23 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:57 am UTC

[info]angry_queen
2020-08-23 02:50 am UTC (link)
I wasn't until now.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 02:54 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

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[info]angry_queen
2020-08-23 02:56 am UTC (link)
That's payback for the queen comment. I deserved that.

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2020-08-23 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2020-08-23 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2020-08-23 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2020-08-23 03:18 am UTC

[info]machinesrus
2020-08-23 02:52 am UTC (link)
Technically doesn't actually require sex.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 02:58 am UTC (link)
I am not about to ask a six year-old about her conception, I'm just going to sit and hope you're right.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-08-23 03:06 am UTC (link)
She might not know anyway. Then again if you/he weren't even there but she was still told she has a father in a society where that seems to be taboo, god knows what else she's been told. It does suggest they have some way of reproducing though. I know the Children had birthing pods.

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]machinesrus, 2020-08-23 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]machinesrus, 2020-08-23 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 12:32 pm UTC

[info]stillworthy
2020-08-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
I can say with... unfortunate experience... that everything the big guy was working with seemed uh... functioning?


The hulk is not a modest creature

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 02:57 am UTC (link)
Thor, not to get too detailed, but functioning doesn't mean capable of producing offspring.

Well, modesty is a very human thing. I don't think his mindset is wired to care about such things

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[info]stillworthy
2020-08-23 03:03 am UTC (link)
I am not going to ask questions, Bruce, trust me. But with the can fare he had on Sakaar... are we sure she isn't from there?

I prefer modesty to... seeing all of the hulk. No offense.

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2020-08-23 02:21 pm UTC

[info]notyourplayboy
2020-08-23 10:02 am UTC (link)
What do you people get up to when I’m not around?

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 11:24 am UTC (link)
I believe the words that strike fear in Thor's heart are "Hulk in a hot tub".

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[info]stillworthy
2020-08-23 02:06 pm UTC (link)
This wasn't by my own choice. Sakaar is a weird planet.

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[info]controlmyown
2020-08-23 03:33 am UTC (link)
Traditionally, that's how children are made.

Granted, that's not how Billy and Tommy came to be, as I understand it.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
See, traditionally we don't come from any kind of traditional world so I'm going to assume that it is NOT because I can't wrap my head around that in any possible way.

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[info]controlmyown
2020-08-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
Our lives don't seem to be traditional in any reality.

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]controlmyown, 2020-08-23 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 04:01 am UTC

[info]notmaidmarian
2020-08-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
Speaking as someone who can't do it, I just gotta say 'get it, Hulk'.

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 03:40 am UTC (link)
I am so disturbed right now.

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[info]notmaidmarian
2020-08-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
Maybe he got lucky?

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notmaidmarian, 2020-08-23 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notmaidmarian, 2020-08-23 03:50 am UTC

[info]notyourplayboy
2020-08-23 09:52 am UTC (link)
The imagery I never needed.

[Bruce]

Science.

I think the bigger question is why if her people hate men, her mom and the Hulk met up...

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[info]sevenphds
2020-08-23 11:23 am UTC (link)
You're welcome, sweet dreams!

[Tony]
She says her mom found me. Him. Searched several worlds to find him because she needed to be the best warrior.

Judging by all of that I can only assume they reproduce asexually.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2020-08-23 12:25 pm UTC (link)
Poor kid.

Your theory is solid.

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Tony | Bruce - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 12:31 pm UTC
Re: Tony | Bruce - [info]notyourplayboy, 2020-08-23 12:33 pm UTC
Tony | Bruce - [info]sevenphds, 2020-08-23 01:27 pm UTC

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