Some Reality Web

[Filtered AGAINST the Pevensies]

Just a reminder that Turkish Delight is not actually all that delicious and is most definitely not worth selling your family for.

There was more to the story but to be honest, I was a terrible student so what do I know? Just don't do it, it's kinda gross.

On the plus side, it looks like we're here post-Witch and that's good because I'm not great with a sword and I'm not the best at archery either and I don't feel comfortable shooting talking animals either.

I fell and some beavers laughed at me.

Rude.

I've met literal rockstars and I still don't think I made the squealing fool of myself that I did today when meeting Mr. Tumnus. The poor man probably now thinks the Pevensies are the only humans with any sense.

So, you know, if you happen to run into him, maybe try and convince him not all of us are pathetic fanboys?

[Lyra, Pym]

I have a very important question and I want both of you involved.

What would you think about asking Betty to move in with us?

Does anyone have whiplash from the Beach getaway to snow talking animals?

Cause... it's hard for a girl to know what to wear when the weather trips up. And it's not like I have a lot of cold weather clothes.


[Remy and Emma]

I have been thinking about it and if the offer is on the table still... I'm down.

Is it just me, or is anyone else a little worried about being in Narnia with the snow?

This is certainly far more like what I would say I'm used to.

Minus the talking animals. Hopefully no one sees the wolves hunting

It does seem like the climate changes aren't terribly consistent though.

I think I'm Snow White.

And like. I'm completely fine with this.

[MORGAN]
Is it weird that I spent like an hour talking to a hedgehog about feelings and shit?

[DAD]
Do you think it's normal to like... not be sure of stuff about me? Like me know being sure about stuff about me? Like, am I just being dumb if I think I'm not something that I thought I was?

[LILA]
You owe me $20 for Nat's mothers day stuff because you never help, but I'm too nice to mention it. But I will write off your debt if you assist in my existential crisis?

You'd think I'd be completely unfazed by talking animals considering I'm friends with a talking dragon and Jeff, but here we are.


[Matthew]

Are snowball fights a thing for you? I didn't want to be an ass with the assuming thing.

I'm sure you guys are expecting this!

I am only capable of doing first aid sorts of things. I have a basic knowledge of everything in the clinic so that I could assist Dr. Sam and the other doctors, but unfortunately without them I don't have the knowledge to operate it all by myself.

If you need some basic help--- stitches, band aid, non-emergency type injuries like that, I can help you. Otherwise, you will have to go to the hospital.


And I should probably find a new job since both my brothers are here now and my grocery bill is going to go through the roof.



but first, through the wardrobe! <3

I feel like a Disney princess because of all the talking animals!

Ed Aslan's mane! We're home In Narnia! Su, have you seen this!

If anyone would like a guide who knows what they're about, I'm going exploring.

Filtered to the Entity

I know you won't respond to this, but thank you.

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Beach. Again.

No volcanoes.

I'll be under a palm tree. With bottomless mojitos.

Would anyone like to join me at the Underwater Museum of Art?

Residents wake up to find Goodland transformed into Cancun, Mexico.

Text from the entity:

>> Enjoy Cinco de Mayo! Cancun is here through May 6th!


[return texts are undeliverable]

So. Just what I needed. There's a Charmander that won't leave me alone, Lockheed is pissy and jealous and I'm sure I have some kind of allergy to something because I sneeze every three minutes which flares Charmander's tail which startles Lockheed so this whole place might burn the fuck down.

My bad.

[ KATE & ROGUE ]

On the subject of burning shit, Hawkdad finished pulling out all the burnt shit in our apartment, so... we can move back.

Opened the door to a weird-ass horse with a bare skull for a face that started singing about why I should let it in.

Y'all better not have a medical emergency today because I ain't leaving the apartment.

OH MY GOD


[pretend this is a photo]

I FOUND HIM IN THE PARK AND NO ONE WAS AROUND I LOVE HIM I WANT TO KEEP HIM

On my way to "fight a baby" and now this is following me. Who wants to tell him that capes are generally a bad idea and that I'm not the one he should be imprinting on?

He is kind of a whole ass mood though.

Nate. Come fix it.

Gizmo is here and befriended Ethan. Don't worry. We won't feed him after midnight.