Some Reality Web

Anybody else think that it's super creepy that a "Jubilant Entity" plucks you right out of your time and place to drop you into a shoddy imitation of Manhattan while slipping you $200 bucks for the pleasure?

Everyone? Anyone? Just me?

Also I'm hungry, like super hungry, anywhere good to eat?

I mean I know I'm supposed to use this $200 for "rent" but that's a worry for future!me.

So no more candy land which is a plus.

Still feeling totally out of my depth and struggling missing home which is stupid to say considering how old I am, but family's important.

More now than ever.

Maybe a run will help.

So this is a real head fuck.

Like it’s one thing to be completely taken away from everything and everyone I know but to be dropped into what looks like a one way trip to a serious sugar coma is another thing altogether.

What the actual?

I'm going into the maze.

If I get shoved into an oven by a crazy old witch, remember me well :)

T, you coming?

So I've been here a while now but I haven't really introduced myself. I'm not really what you would call an extrovert and admittedly I've been hiding out in the apartment I share with my sister and I figure now is probably as good a time as any to reach out.

My name's Luke, Luke Crain and I'm still just trying to wrap my head around the fact that none of this is another Red Room trick.

You know these feelings? I don't know what to do with them. Like, we all just got fucked over by the Entity twice in a row but are we now pretending it didn't happen, or am I just behind again, or does this just prove my 'distrustful nature'?

Nothing feels real today and it's pissing me off.

[TONY]
So. May. Here.

How are you?

[LAURA]
Hi.

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type-O".

I know, I know. I'm an asshole. But how's a day of Nobody wants to hear the truth

Seriously, you all give me a headache sometimes. Sweeter than ice cream.

I also took one of these fuzz assho things because I was curious and uh, no. I have a makeup exam in two hours (you try taking an exam when you're gripped by mania) and another tomorrow and nope.

Adopters must have none or one.

Valentines Day officially sucks. I wish Teddy was here.

This looks like New York but it doesn't feel like New York, not in the least because my apartment doesn't seem to exist.

I was definitely in my New York this morning, and now I'm not. So, uh, hi Goodland? I'm Billy, and I guess I'm joining you guys for a while.