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Thalia Grace ([info]wasatree) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-02-18 08:43:00

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Entry tags:active: bruce banner, active: hugo weasley, inactive: billy kaplan, inactive: thalia grace

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type-O".



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[info]hereishugo
2020-02-18 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Har Har.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Come on, it's brilliant!

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[info]hereishugo
2020-02-18 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Brilliantly bad!

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 04:52 pm UTC (link)
You're just jealous you can't match my puntasticness.

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[info]hereishugo
2020-02-18 04:53 pm UTC (link)
You got me. I lament my lack of puntasticness every day.

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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 05:16 pm UTC

[info]lassoingtruth
2020-02-18 04:52 pm UTC (link)
That brings a smile!

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 05:18 pm UTC (link)
And I didn't even need magic happy glitter!

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[info]halfhere
2020-02-18 07:50 pm UTC (link)
This was great.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 08:56 pm UTC (link)
OMG Fred Weasley said my joke was great

Thank you, thank you. Follow me for more puntastic posts.

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[info]halfhere
2020-02-18 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I will.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
And you can share your own!

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(no subject) - [info]halfhere, 2020-02-19 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-19 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halfhere, 2020-02-19 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-19 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halfhere, 2020-02-19 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-19 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]halfhere, 2020-02-19 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 12:16 am UTC

[info]sevenphds
2020-02-18 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh no...

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Come on! That was brilliant!

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[info]sevenphds
2020-02-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I feel like you got a hold of Tony's Dad Joke of the Day book.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Ouch, that hurts.

That was all me.

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-02-18 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-02-18 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 11:32 pm UTC

[info]notyourplayboy
2020-02-18 09:33 pm UTC (link)
It is an app!

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(no subject) - [info]sevenphds, 2020-02-18 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2020-02-18 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 10:09 pm UTC

[info]weapon_hex
2020-02-18 09:49 pm UTC (link)
I feel like I'm missing something.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Hint: think rabbi and typo.

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[info]weapon_hex
2020-02-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)
What's the connection between religious people and blood banks?

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
....


It's way less funny when it's explained, so lets just ignore this one.

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(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-18 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-19 02:30 am UTC
Laura
[info]sevenphds
2020-02-18 11:11 pm UTC (link)
It's based on a popular joke set up, sweetheart. It basically starts as a minister, a priest, and a rabbi (do things). I think the original was walk into a bar. Well in this case, it's a blood bank for the sake of the joke. The rabbit replacing the rabbi would be a typo. O is a blood type.

Make sense?

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Laura/Bruce - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 11:20 pm UTC
Laura/Bruce - [info]sevenphds, 2020-02-18 11:24 pm UTC
Laura/Bruce - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-18 11:38 pm UTC
Laura/Bruce - [info]sevenphds, 2020-02-19 01:38 am UTC
Laura/Bruce - [info]weapon_hex, 2020-02-19 02:32 am UTC

[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Ten points for making me actually snort my coffee. I'm stealing this one.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 09:17 pm UTC (link)
And I'll be here, with my notebook, ready to steal more.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I require royalties.

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(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-20 09:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-20 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 09:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 09:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-20 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-20 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-20 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-20 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-21 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-22 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-25 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-27 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 02:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-03-01 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 11:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 06:30 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 07:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-02 04:08 am UTC


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