Some Reality Web

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This is NOT how I wanted to get to see new York.

Is this thing trying to tell me I can't see my mum now? Or my friends? Not on. At all.

so how do I get to this villa place?

[Filtered Away from Non-Puncturable Star Wars Folks]

I needed to focus on something other than my brain, so I thought I'd take a closer look at this technology stuff. I goggled myself--don't goggle yourself if you don't want to learn things that you can't unlearn. Or unread. People are weird.

But then I found...well. I don't know what it is, but it's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.

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Luna: any clue what it is, and where can I get one?

..what the?

[there's a pause, some footsteps]

Oh, okay. That is a...very large bird. No one told me about birds. Or the Great Hall moving...

[louder]

Hagrid?! Was this you?

Is anyone here?

i am selling juice boxes for 50 cents each. i have grape, apple, and fruit punch

o(^▽^)o please inquire o(^▽^)o

thank you

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(ooc- because of this.)

Dear Captain America,

You are a total Schwanz. And that means butthead.

thank you,

Molly Elizabeth Hayes
Princess Powerful

Ps- fuck the Avengers ***except this Mr. Iron man. He's cool





Ok, Klara, where are my cookies?

So, now that someone has shown me how these things are meant to work, I should apologise for my less than graceful hello earlier.

I'm Neville Longbottom, seems like a lot of people know me but I don't recognise a lot too so, hello. Properly this time.

I'm apparently a guardian on the 8th floor and I'm still figuring out everything that that means but I've been head of house at a boarding school for a few years and I don't imagine it's too far off. So I'm around if anyone needs me?