Some Reality Web

>> who has two thumbs and has pissed off three different head mechanics?
>> this guy!
>> job hunting sucks
>> I can't seem to stop myself from correcting them on various things
>> don't tell Tony

Freddie!


I told you it was too much vanishing powder! You need to listen. I'm smarter than you!


This Jubilant Entity thing is a nice touch, but that still doesn't get you out of doing my chores at the shop!

[Texts to Cisco]
>> I need to see you.
>> Please

[Group text to his brothers]
>> ...I'm a dad
>> and my future workshop is in ruins
>> but I have a kid

I don't know what to talk about anymore. I'm going to test for my GED tomorrow. If I fail, I fail. Pretty sure I won't, but this self-study thing is getting really boring. I'm pretty sure I went through everything in the first month and now I'm just repeating everything and my brain is fucking numb.

Wish me luck.

[SAM]
Can I get a new tattoo?

Okay so... Isn't correcting incorrect information supposed to be a good thing?

I thought we were meant to learn facts. Not half-truths.

[LILA]
Do you think dad would be pissed if I happened to get kicked out of school?

[DAD&NAT]
When is Nat moving in? Like officially like and stuff. Cause I'm pretty sure the back and forth for stuff will be getting exhausting?

I can help move stuff?

Also I got suspended for two days today. :)

I am reconsidering this whole highschool experience. It is growing tedious with the amount of people bothering me whilst I am trying to read in the lunch room.

They do not seem to understand I am not looking for companionship.

[Anna]
How is the blood working for you? I can request more and, with your word, let Tony know he is helping feed two vampires.

Is it weird to miss the kitchen from back home? This one's just so small, and I don't trust that it's been cleaned even remotely recently. I guess binging cooking shows will have to do.

He has a kid.

[ooc: posted sometime Thursday morning]

Fuck it. Anyone for drinks?

Alcoholics Anonymous, but for ex-assassins trying to figure out how to be normal.

(Nothing's wrong, I just think it's funny.)

I feel like school could really be a lot more considerate of the time pressures of my mobile games. My axolochi and fish get hungry during the day.