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Tweak says, "This is Jim, my spoon..."

Laura (retractable) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-04-20 10:49:00

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active: laura howlett, active: lucifer morningstar, active: trixie espinoza

Network: Laura Howlett
Look at what Trixie and I found. His name is Donkey, and he's funny and sings.

Lucifer, he we want waffles for breakfast.

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	lucifersbff 2021-04-20 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	He is so excited for a sleepover! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	I bet we could dress him up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucifersbff 2021-04-20 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think my space helmet will fit on his cute big head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I think so, but if it doesn't maybe it'll stay on his ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucifersbff 2021-04-20 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	We should get him a tutu too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	And sunglasses. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bartendingdemon 2021-04-20 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	Keep it off my clothes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, but Lola likes to lay on some leather pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartendingdemon 2021-04-20 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Lola is fine, but a filthy smelly Donkey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	He likes bubble baths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartendingdemon 2021-04-20 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Put him in Lucifers then (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	He doesn't want one now, but he's not smelly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartendingdemon 2021-04-20 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	As long as he stays that way, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	corrupting 2021-04-20 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	~~Fuck me gentle with~~ Waffles? The Donkey eats waffles? What demon are you pair bribing for these things to appear all the time? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. He'd probably like some bacon too. One that likes funny animals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corrupting 2021-04-20 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Is the donkey allowed to eat pig? Is that not... a little... iffy? I know three demons who like funny animals and one who is a funny animal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-21 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Don't know. Other animals eat animals. I'll eat his share if he doesn't want it. You know a funny demon animal? What kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corrupting 2021-04-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, those are typically carnivores. Donkeys, historically, are herbivores. Unless you've found an evil killer donkey that sings. Which I would not put past you or the urchin. Oddly enough, he's half goat. And he's mostly just funny to look at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Donkey hasn't killed anything yet. If he does, I wonder if he sings when he does that. Maybe your friend will come here, and he can play with Lola. We can get him some goat pajamas too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corrupting 2021-04-22 12:16 am UTC (link)
	That would be truly terrifying and exactly what I'd expect. Be sure and record it for Maze, won't you. Maybe, but we'd need to defang him first, can't have those toxins just dripping on the upholstery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-22 01:14 am UTC (link)
	We can do that. I know where Maze keeps her pliers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corrupting 2021-04-22 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Well then, I think this level of preparedness deserves waffles and bacon regardless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	retractable 2021-04-22 01:34 am UTC (link)
	With extra syrup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corrupting 2021-04-22 01:40 am UTC (link)
	That seems like an unspoken law at breakfast. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	easterly 2021-04-22 11:17 am UTC (link)
	Meat is poisonous to donkeys, but he is a singing talking donkey, so he might be different. I'm sure he'll be able to tell you as long as you let him know what's in his food before he eats it. (Reply to this) (Parent)