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Mazikeen ([info]bartendingdemon) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-09-25 12:25:00

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Entry tags:active: draco malfoy, active: hugo weasley, active: lucifer morningstar, active: maze, active: trixie espinoza

'Goodland?'. Ugh. Barf. Okay, out with it. How do I get home? Lucifer, if this is you pulling a prank, I'll cut something off that you value even more than those wings...


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[info]hereishugo
2020-09-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I talked to a Lucifer the other day.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Did you? Was he a self absorbed narcissistic egomaniac?

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[info]hereishugo
2020-09-25 07:51 pm UTC (link)
No, but I don't think he believed me when I said there is no way back until the Entity sends you.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 07:55 pm UTC (link)
The Entity? What? Like God?

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[info]hereishugo
2020-09-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Sort of? No one has really met the thing.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. Figures he'd have a hand in this.

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[info]madmalfoy
2020-09-25 07:49 pm UTC (link)
I think every male collectively groaned. Please spare him. It is not his doing.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
How fortunate for him then. Not fortunate for whoever brought me here.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Put your knives away, you slash happy fiend. Not my doing, possibly one of Dad's tricks. Hard to say.

Didn't happen to bring either of my bros with you did you?

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:06 pm UTC (link)
How lucky for you, your little friend lives to see another day.

Either of your bros? The last person I saw was Amenadiel. Those idiots were trying to take Charlie.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Less of the little, Maze.

Charlie. That's the last... Bloody hell this thing is broken. The urchin lost three years, you've lost one. Small mercies the Detective and I are at the same point.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Trixie is here?

What do you mean she 'lost three years' ? Is Trix okay?

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Yes. She and the Detective both.

She's fine. But she's smaller. Like at my hip instead of taller. Apparently she's 9.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:15 pm UTC (link)
And you're...what? From the future?

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Basically. Charlie's about nine months old now, I dealt with the Hell issues, detective and I are dating and another brother has been putting his annoyingly well shaped nose into things.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Ah yes. The Hell issues. Thank you for reminding me of another reason to castrate you.

You.
Went.
Home.
Without.
Me.

Wait. Rewind that. You and Chloe..are...what?

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Do we really have to go over this again? Number one, someone had to stay and look out for Charlie, number two, I didn't think you were that interested in coming with me, you have friends and a job and seemed happy hunting humans.

Dating. It's about two days now. No misunderstandings or momentary panics. All in all, going rather well.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:36 pm UTC (link)
You're such an idiot.

So, which brother am I SUPPOSED to have seen becauses Amenadiel?

Two days, that's a record for you.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:44 pm UTC (link)
But it makes sense.

Michael. Twin brother, worse than the douche.

It is. There's some big ball event tonight. You should find a slutty dress and come to intimidate everyone.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:46 pm UTC (link)
You always mentioned you had a twin. Ugh. Well, seeing as you are not in Hell, I suppose I can't be mad at you, but if you abandon me again Lucifer...I will cut it off.

And why would I go to a ball?

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, he's the worst, in the entire universe, and if he shows up stab away. Yes, yes. Violence is your show of affection. How dare I assume you wanted autonomy. I'll remember.

Aside from intimidating everyone? We're in Asgard, or something similar to it. Do you remember what they said about Norse drink?

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Careful. I might think you actually care about me as more than just a demon that serves you.

I DO like intimidating people.

Remind me what they say,

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Well you don't anymore, remember? You're your own demon, making your own choices. Living your own life.

It is something you're very good at.

It can knock a god on their arse. I'm sceptical. Care to find out?

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
As long as you remember, we won't have any issues.

I'd pay good money to find a drink that can do you in. Fine. Count me in.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:06 pm UTC (link)
See. Massive party, lots of alcohol, vikings for you to climb. It's always a good time.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes you make valid points.

Sometimes.

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 08:47 pm UTC (link)
MAZE!?!?

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Hi Trix. Lucifer told me you were here. Are you okay, kiddo?

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 08:52 pm UTC (link)
This place is weird but I'm okay! The Entity gave me a HUGE cake!

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:52 pm UTC (link)
You sure you should be having all that Sugar?

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 08:54 pm UTC (link)
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

Ugh. Maze. You sound like Mommy.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 08:55 pm UTC (link)
You know how to cut me to the quick, kiddo.

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Don't sound like Mommy and I won't have to tell you that you sound like Mommy.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Fine. Have all the chocolate you want.

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm so happy you are here.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, Kiddo. I'm glad you're here too. Everyone else is boring.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Haven't you finished that yet?

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Do you want me to throw up on your shoes? 'Cause Mommy said I'd get sick if I ate all of it.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Eat all of it. Eat all of it and go for the suit.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Do you always believe everything your mother says? Don't be a quitter.

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[info]lucifersbff
2020-09-25 09:12 pm UTC (link)
...I'm not a quitter!

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Well then, chomp chomp little human. How are you going to get big otherwise?

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:35 pm UTC (link)
When Chloe kills you, I am going to laugh.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:36 pm UTC (link)
I'm taking an active interest in her offspring, she can take it or leave it.

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[info]bartendingdemon
2020-09-25 09:46 pm UTC (link)
If you're dating her, you better be taking an active interest in Trix. They are a package deal, genius.

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[info]corrupting
2020-09-25 09:53 pm UTC (link)
And here I am, encouraging personal goals. Active interest.

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