Some Reality Web

I wasn't prepared for today...

[Tony & Pepper]

You're both everything. Thank you for giving me a pretty damn perfect life here. I really fucking love you.

[Nate]

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. And I have now filled my best friend contract rule #2 for the year.

[Emma]

You make this place bearable when sometimes it isn't. You know I love you, right? I don't have to say it? Except I feel like I do. So yeah. That.

[Marty]

How are you so adorable? And why am I not immune to said adorableness? Guess I like you a lot or something.

[Peter, MJ, Amy, Hope, Tandy]

You all make everything better and I kind of love you a lot.

[Bucky]

You're my favorite to just sit around and not talk with. Thanks for the silence or whatever.

[Damon]

Eat this up, old man. But you're the fucking best.

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he's not goin

Dad is gone.


[Wanda and Bucky]

I'll move out by the end of the day.

Hey. Do you have any idea what Morgan would want for her birthday? I don't know what to get her and I don't wanna screw this up. Thanks.

» Listen...
» I'm pretty fucking glad you were born today.
» So, happy birthday.
» I kind of love you a lot.
» After your moviethon...
» And dinner with the family this weekend...
» You and me? Lowkey best duo birthday stuff?

Happy spent two hours, that's two hours, chasing balloons in the park. I wish I could be that happy with so little. Catasha is annoyed by Happy's energy, Nick Furry just wants to eat Happy's tail. They're the best dysfunctional pets ever.

And not so weirdly, totally helping my anxiety because there is nothing better than cuddling with Happy -maybe when Morgan comes to cuddle too but mostly Happy just makes everything better.

Which means dad and Natasha shouldn't be mad that he totally destroyed the couch, because it's just a couch and it's replaceable...right?

Personal study is way easier than school, like way easier, learning math in relation to archery is way less mind numbing than straight up math.

this isn't awkward at all

So, we were trying to figure out what to tell James. By we, I mean Torunn and me.

He found out about Natasha and my dad a little weird, so...

Are you wanting to tell him about you and him and what happened, or do you wanna just try to get to know this James without that coming up? We just don't wanna say something that you aren't comfortable with.

[FILTER: Siblings + "Cousins"* - Lyra]

It is weird when people look at our parents like...like they are datable or something.


[Rogers, Bartons, Starks, Parkers next gen]

I have an announcement!


Even though I barely got in before the deadline, you are now looking at the Institute of Culinary Education's newest Chef Trainee!

Since I already have a pretty masterful idea of robotics... I thought it might be fun to learn something new... and cooking is just food science, right?

So, Catasha and Nick Furry have some company at home now.

After promising that I would not bring home twenty chickens, I brought home just one dog.

( Not an IC cut )

Meet Happy.

Ah. There's nothing like the looming threat of being told you're dumb again to really get you going in the morning.

Why can I not just sleep forever?

[ DAD ]

So, I know you know. And you know that I know that you know. So pretending I don't know that you know is stupid.

Do I have to go to school again?

Also. Can I get a dog?

Grab your blankets and shit. You're coming with me.

someone's sense of humour is getting out of hand.

[nat + kids]

i'm finding some alcohol and i'm relocating. probably find somewhere by the lake. just be careful.

lila don't shoot anyone you can't unshoot.

[Voice text; Connected through F.R.I.D.A.Y. her voice is very shakey.]
C'mon Friday. It's an emergency. Keep trying Rescue. Or the Forums-- I've got to---



Wha--?


When did I come back here? How? I th--

T-Tony?! Tony, can you hear me?

HUGO? TERRY? NATE? someone?!

[ ... ] So, I never want to do that again. Or talk about it—At least I didn't—

It's been a while since I had this much fun. illegal though it may be

[Clint]

What are you doing later? Wanna do whatever it is with me?

Jfc. It is like one of my nightmares come to life.

[Morgan & Nate]
Wtfbbq?

[Abbie]
Hey. You okay?

[Jason]
Please tell me you are still the same.

[Pietro, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Natasha, Barton kids, Darcy]

Are you all alright?


[Clint & Natasha removed after Nate's comments.]

[MORGAN & HARLEY]

Can I be a huge brat and beg for food and company? I mean, if you're not like doing responsible people stuff?

[LILA]

Can I pay you with money I got off dad to tell dad that I did not graduate like I expected because fuck everything? And then can I pay you to not tell him or Nat where I am?

He didn't turn to dust, but this still fucking sucks. Some birthday month. And life goes on, you know?


[He is a little drunk]

Cooper's cat The stray that Cooper brought home a couple weeks back had her kittens a little while back. They've been doing okay, they're still only a few weeks old, so too little to leave their mom.

Dad's already said I can keep the mom and a kitten, apparently I am not allowed six cats. I mean, I don't think that's too many. But I am being out voted. I am being oppressed and I dislike it.

Not getting attached to these little fur children is gonna be hard.

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Starting a petition to keep all six; sign below.