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kate bishop 🏹 hawkeye ([info]kate_bishop) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2021-10-22 00:12:00

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Entry tags:active: america chavez, active: belle, active: billy maximoff, active: blossom, active: cassie lang, active: eliot waugh, active: gwen poole, active: kate bishop, active: lizzie mcguire, active: lizzie saltzman, active: matt murdock, active: morgan stark, active: rose tyler, active: teddy poole

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.


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    So, I think I'm dating Matt? No, we're definitely dating. I think that's a thing we're doing? HELP? I'm gonna f it up

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[info]pinkmerc
2021-10-22 06:27 am UTC (link)
You washed my son!?!

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:30 pm UTC (link)
He was asleep in my laundry! Why is he extra cute when he's sleeping?

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    Should I be concerned the picture is of the Titanic? Am I going to sink this? What are you implying!?

    ...I know what it means but also 😱😱😱😱

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[info]pinkmerc
2021-10-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
Because he's f!@#ing perfect!

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:12 am UTC (link)
Duh! I'm pretty sure he and Lucky are plotting to take over, though. I, for one, will welcome our new overlords.

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Thanks, T Swizzle. You always know what to say.

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[info]pinkmerc
2021-10-28 03:23 am UTC (link)
Everyone should welcome the new overlords. Drool filled naps will be mandated, and who doesn't love those?

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[info]maguna
2021-10-22 06:29 am UTC (link)
Okay. But once more with feeling? Are you dating Matt? Or nah?

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

Welcome to the obligatory things Kate freaks out over because reasons.

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[info]maguna
2021-10-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
Right. So. If I shove my own personal stash of candy corn down your throat, will it cease the freak out?

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:11 am UTC (link)
Yes? Maybe? Probably not?

No, yes. It should.

You would give me your candy corn? Morgan, my heart!

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[info]maguna
2021-10-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
Don't make it weird, Squawker.

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[info]kingshit
2021-10-22 06:32 am UTC (link)
Ah. To be young and confused.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:35 pm UTC (link)
OMG Eliot. I'm pretty sure we're the same age. Stop making me feel old.

Also, I need the input a wise male role model friend type who I've recently bonded with over fashionable super hero uniforms. It's imperative.

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[info]kingshit
2021-10-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
I have a few years on you, but we do not need to talk about those. It's tacky.

Sounds like you need a drink from said wise male role model friend type.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:10 am UTC (link)
Yes, please. Drinks are definitely good. Not whiskey, though. I don't handle that well.

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[info]kingshit
2021-10-28 03:26 am UTC (link)
I would never serve anything as boring as whiskey.

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Kate| Lizzie
[info]outfit_repeater
2021-10-22 06:33 am UTC (link)
Obviously.

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Kate | Lizzie
[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Okay there, Miss You Should Ask Mr. Steve Trevor Out for Lunch!

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Re: Kate | Lizzie
[info]outfit_repeater
2021-10-22 04:27 pm UTC (link)
I beg your pardon?

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Re: Kate | Lizzie
[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Just putting a little bug in your ear!

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Re: Kate | Lizzie
[info]outfit_repeater
2021-10-22 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Interesting bug.

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[info]tedpoole
2021-10-22 06:34 am UTC (link)
That's not how you bathe a shark.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, no, but he didn't complain! He was having fun! I'm pretty sure he wants to go again.

...We should get him water wings. Or an inner tube.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-10-22 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I haven’t noticed less candy corn this year than last.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but do you like candy corn? That's how you gauge the amount.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-10-23 07:08 pm UTC (link)
By that logic there's never enough of anything you like then no matter how much there actually is.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
Point.

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[info]minilang
2021-10-22 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Candy corn is gross so...

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-22 03:38 pm UTC (link)
CASSIE!

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[info]ninjaattorney
2021-10-26 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Smart kid, we're keeping you around.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-27 12:55 am UTC (link)
Traitor.

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[info]bookishprincess
2021-10-23 07:37 am UTC (link)
You think? Kate. No. You are. I'm super happy for you, though. I think this is delightful.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
I'm starting to think I was the clueless one here.

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[info]bookishprincess
2021-10-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I mean - maybe? I am super happy for you, though.

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[info]redhdrevolution
2021-10-26 12:11 am UTC (link)
I hope there's not a shortage of candy corn because that would SUCK.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:08 am UTC (link)
Thank you! I don't understand the hate for it!

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[info]redhdrevolution
2021-10-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
It's the best stuff ever.

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[info]ninjaattorney
2021-10-26 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Okay, so we have you on board for the pumpkin spice, next step is separating you from sugary artificial not really corn.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-27 12:54 am UTC (link)
You can't take that away from me!

The next thing you'll tell me is that Peeps aren't allowed.

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[info]ninjaattorney
2021-10-27 11:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, god, I don't know if this is going to work out. Peeps? Really, Kate?

At least we can bond over peppermint mochas?

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 02:55 am UTC (link)
Jelly beans? You can't pretend you don't like jelly beans, Matthew.

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[info]ninjaattorney
2021-10-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
Phew. Easter is back on.

Unless you come at my coffee with that Peeps coffee creamer.

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
Do I look like a culinary heathen?

...Don't answer that.

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Kate
[info]plusone
2021-10-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Wait. You weren't already dating Matt?

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Rose
[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-27 12:54 am UTC (link)
Unhelpful!

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Kate
[info]plusone
2021-10-27 11:58 am UTC (link)
Look, I'm just speaking the truth here. We all already assumed!

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Rose
[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
Wait.

Who is "We all"???

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[info]miniwiccan
2021-10-26 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I don't think there's a shortage of any candy Miss Kate!

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[info]kate_bishop
2021-10-27 12:53 am UTC (link)
No? Are you sure?

Wait. Are you keeping it, Billy?

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