kate bishop ๐น hawkeye (kate_bishop) wrote in somerealityweb, @ 2021-10-22 00:12:00 |
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Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?
Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.
...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.
GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.
I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.
Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.
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