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Steve Rogers ([info]knowsthevalue) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2021-10-22 00:39:00

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Entry tags:active: bucky barnes, active: cassie lang, active: darcy lewis, active: james rogers, active: lizzie saltzman, active: rose tyler, active: steve rogers, active: tony stark

There were apple pies waiting for me and I have a feeling that...they were from one of the trees before they stopped moving.

That's how the note read, anyway.

I'm only mildly concerned.


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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-10-22 06:31 am UTC (link)
Someone is obviously fucking with you, Cap.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I have no doubt given some of the folks living here. Still slightly unnerving.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-10-22 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Toss it, buy pumpkin, then give me some.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 05:31 pm UTC (link)
I can't just waste good pie, Tony. Bucky and I will handle this matter. We'll report back our findings.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-10-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but I still want pumpkin pie.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I bet if you asked Pepper nicely, she'd get you some.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-10-22 05:47 pm UTC (link)
But I'm asking you nicely.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:02 pm UTC (link)
...I'll see what I can do.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-10-28 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Knew you loved me.

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[info]assignment
2021-10-22 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Apple pie is apple pie, Steve.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 03:43 pm UTC (link)
I take it we're testing these together?

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[info]assignment
2021-10-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
We are. I'll take one for the team.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I'm slightly concerned about the other offers to taste the mystery pies.

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[info]minilang
2021-10-22 02:31 pm UTC (link)
The tree poisoned them.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Some of those trees were definitely shady, weren't they.

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[info]minilang
2021-10-22 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that was bad.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
I'd have to agree with you, there, kiddo. Not my best work.

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[info]halflistening
2021-10-23 02:43 am UTC (link)
Sounds like someone has/had an admirer.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-10-23 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Possibly of the Single White Female variety. I mean, I get it. He's Captain America. But he should definitely get them tested before eating them.

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[info]halflistening
2021-10-25 03:52 pm UTC (link)
That would be the smart thing to do. I would probably YOLO the shit out of it though. If I am to die, I want to die by baked good. Just not like... the diabeetus way.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-10-25 10:21 pm UTC (link)
If I'm dying by baked goods, I want to know who made them. And maybe not via poison. Poisoning is not the way to go. Neither is Diabetes, though.

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[info]plusone
2021-10-26 08:39 pm UTC (link)
This is starting to have some very Evil Queen vibes and I don't know that I'm here for it!

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[info]halflistening
2021-11-01 02:17 am UTC (link)
There are certain Evil Queens whose vibes I can get behind. Like Bavmorda from Willow? She can go suck eggs. But others are much more stylish.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-11-01 03:21 am UTC (link)
Well, maybe that’s who gave him the treat. If it’s not signed, we may never know.

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[info]halflistening
2021-11-01 01:44 am UTC (link)
Now that I think about it... Choking. Choking is not a cute way to die either. We need to add choking to the list, especially choking on a possibly poisoned, formerly sentient apple pie.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-11-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
Are you making a list now? Because anything involving disemboweling and beheading should be on that list.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:04 pm UTC (link)
An admirer who leaves that kind of note? Should I be worried, Darcy?

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[info]halflistening
2021-11-01 01:45 am UTC (link)
Of the trees? Absolutely. I'm frightened in general of typically inanimate objects that send me love notes. But hey, I don't know your life.

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[info]firstviolin
2021-10-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
But did it state that? Or did it just give off that vibe? Two different things.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
It definitely stated from the trees.

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[info]plusone
2021-10-26 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Maybe you're the Entity's favourite? Maybe you're the Chosen One! Because we all know, there is nothing more All American than apple pie.

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-27 12:53 am UTC (link)
I doubt I'm either of those things, but I appreciate the kind sentiment, Rose.

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[info]plusone
2021-10-27 11:59 am UTC (link)
Hey, you never know. Weirder things have happened. I mean, it has to like at least some of us, right?

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if it has to, which worries me sometimes.

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[info]capjr
2021-10-27 01:15 am UTC (link)
Listen, if you need someone to test it for you...

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[info]knowsthevalue
2021-10-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Bucky and I are going to take care of, at least, one. If it's clear, I'll safe you some.

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[info]capjr
2021-10-29 02:11 am UTC (link)
I guess have fun and don't get poisoned?

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