Some Reality Web

[Thea]
I kind of suck at saying it but you're a great sister. I don't tell you that enough and I'm glad you're here.

[Clint]
You are one hell of an archer. I'm learning a lot from you and thanks for putting up with me hanging around your place.

[Nate]
We should hang out more.

[Lila]
So...I don't know about you but I'm over the friends with benefits thing. As in I've got real feelings and I hope you do too. I'm not always the best at catching those kinds of clues but there it is.

( Pepper )

( Morgan, Peter, James )

( May )

( Hope )

( Sam )

( MCU Avengers )

There's something visceral about witnessing a half-android assassin curb stomping a scarecrow while calling it a 'pussy bitch'. Someone take away Nebula's subscription to reality television please.

Also, don't let her watch Toy Story ever again.

[ TEXTS TO GAMORA ]

» I need your help to get Nebula's arm back on.
» She still wants to go beat the shit out of some scarecrows with it and I think she's about done with the Buzz Lightyear impersonation.

The accuracy of fortune cookies has me sceptical.

[Avengers family, Marvel people, Nathan's Friends*]

Nathan's 18 tomorrow, we discussed a party, figured we could throw one if he wanted, he does not want.

Instead, we're gonna set up the roof area for movies, have ten million pizzas and enough soda to fill a lake. Everyone's welcome for however long they wanna come. Suggestions for movies will be taken, and we'll wrap up whenever people trail off.

Where possible, please avoid yelling or pulling anything 'surprisey'.

[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Lyra, Torunn & James]

There's a kind of 'family' dinner on the 18th. {insert restaurant}, 6pm. Open invite if you want.

[Natasha]

I know he's not really 18 in relation to my age, but fuck do I feel old.

* if you think you are, apparently you are.

Happy spent two hours, that's two hours, chasing balloons in the park. I wish I could be that happy with so little. Catasha is annoyed by Happy's energy, Nick Furry just wants to eat Happy's tail. They're the best dysfunctional pets ever.

And not so weirdly, totally helping my anxiety because there is nothing better than cuddling with Happy -maybe when Morgan comes to cuddle too but mostly Happy just makes everything better.

Which means dad and Natasha shouldn't be mad that he totally destroyed the couch, because it's just a couch and it's replaceable...right?

Personal study is way easier than school, like way easier, learning math in relation to archery is way less mind numbing than straight up math.

Loki?

I thought we were beyond such childish antics!

Are you still mad about Get Help? Because it worked.

No matter, I will find you.

The Entity has won. It has more ice cream than I have space. This is a first.

[Tony, Bruce, Steve, Clint & Natasha]
I was walking today and I saw a tattoo shop. There were brothers and they were getting matching tattoos to represent their family and I think we should get tattoos as well.

[Tony, Bruce & Loki]
… Brunhilde and I shared a moment.

Several moments.

[Torunn]
Do you have all that you require for school?

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

Ah. There's nothing like the looming threat of being told you're dumb again to really get you going in the morning.

Why can I not just sleep forever?

[ DAD ]

So, I know you know. And you know that I know that you know. So pretending I don't know that you know is stupid.

Do I have to go to school again?

Also. Can I get a dog?

someone's sense of humour is getting out of hand.

[nat + kids]

i'm finding some alcohol and i'm relocating. probably find somewhere by the lake. just be careful.

lila don't shoot anyone you can't unshoot.

[everyone except Loki]

Take care to remember anyone who challenges my brother challenges me as well.

[Clint]

» Happy birthday, Old Man
» I may or may go easy on you for past shit tonight
» Special occasion and all

[Oliver]

» What are you doing tonight?
» The correct answer is...
» Coming to a family dinner because apparently that's what my dad wants for his birthday

Sleeping all day and staying up all night is going to bite me in the ass next semester.

[Clint]

Happy birthday! Glad you were born today or whatever. If only for selfish Nate related reasons. Also uh, thanks for always putting up with my shit. I left breakfast better get to it before your kids do.

[Emma Swan]

I dropped the friend ball and haven't checked on you since the whole age fuckery. So, this is me doing that now.

It's been a while since I had this much fun. illegal though it may be

[Clint]

What are you doing later? Wanna do whatever it is with me?

It is customary to introduce one's self upon arrival in a new world though I admit I have been somewhat distracted with familiarising myself with being whole once more and now present here.

A real "mind trip" as Agent Coulson would say.

I am Lady Sif, formerly of Asgard, and now apparently a resident in Goodland.

I suppose it was too much to hope it'd be over in one day.

[Barton]
You suck.

[Clint]

uh. help. my hands keep glowing red and shit keeps moving on its own. and something that nearly fell on me at the scrapyard turned into fucking flowers instead of landing on me.

what the fuck is going on?

I dislike this.

[ FRIENDS ]
I believe I am malfunctioning. I may be unhelpful for as long as this is occurring.

[ GAMORA ]
I feel everything. I believe my endurance and tolerance have dwindled. It is unpleasant. How do humans deal with this?

Jesus Christ can something just explode please Very surprised it did not rain eggs this weekend.

Very surprised.

[Tony, Bruce, Steve, Nat, Thor]

Azari mentioned not knowing what a buffet is. Obviously, this needs to be fixed. Voting on taking Torunn, James, Francis and Azari to an all you can eat and seeing how long it takes for them to throw us out for eating all their food?

[Tony]

Can I ask you for a favour man?

[James]

Hey kid, how're you hanging in there?

[Clint / Nat]

can you go check on nate plz?