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Tweak says, "it's too late to apologize"

kate bishop 🏹 hawkeye (kate_bishop) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2022-01-05 16:35:00

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active: billy maximoff, active: kate bishop, active: matt murdock, active: rose tyler

Midnight hit, the new year came rolling in, and, out of the blue, we're almost through the first full week of said new year.

Who decided to play with time and the speed of things? We're going to have a serious talk.

Also, ~~your majesties~~ Belle and Elsa? Don't worry about the misshapen pot sitting in the sink. It should have stopped smoking by now. It might still have a slight smolder but it's not a hazard.

...I don't think.

The stove should still work, too. Just...be careful when using the front left burner.

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	bookishprincess 2022-01-06 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Kate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	See, there was this thing on tv... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookishprincess 2022-01-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Kate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ninjaattorney 2022-01-10 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so, so sorry. We try not to let her out too often but sometimes she wanders off. Please accept the consolatory fruit basket as a token of my apology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	A fruit basket? I'm worth chocolate-covered fruit and fancy jams at the very least! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaattorney 2022-01-10 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. Only fruit. Fruit is healthy and does not require heat to be enjoyed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bookishprincess 2022-01-11 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Token of apology accepted. I have the windows open, but she does need some minding sometimes. (I do love you, Miss Kate) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	plusone 2022-01-07 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Note to self: Do not ask Kate to make cookies. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Do not ask Kate to make anything if you value your life and current home. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ninjaattorney 2022-01-07 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm making my facepalm face at you. I hope you can see the mental picture because I'm not coming over till that smell let's up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	No amount of candles can save me from this smell. None. Zip. Zero. I'm gone forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaattorney 2022-01-10 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Baking soda. Or an air purifier. Get on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Do you really trust me enough to use something called baking soda in this building? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaattorney 2022-01-10 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	...Katherine. It's just a powder! You literally can just leave it in a bowl! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kate_bishop
2022-01-10 10:26 pm UTC (link)

Again. Do you trust me to handle this sort of magical powder when it has the word that means in which to bake something attached to it?

It could be a curse, you know. Anything relating to the act of preparing edible items to be consumed at some time in the future can never be touched by the hands of one Kate Bishop lest you wish to face death itself.

...Maybe not death itself because that's too dramatic and extra, but dangerous happenings could happen.

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	ninjaattorney 2022-01-10 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Too long, didn't read. Come over for dinner? I'll cook. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniwiccan 2022-01-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want me to see if I can make the pot better Miss Kate? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	...Yes! I'd totally love for that to happen! Can we make it into a super cool pot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniwiccan 2022-01-10 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I can try! It can be purple. Maybe I can do a no burning spell?? I'm not sure, I gotta talk to mom, or maybe Sylvie, but I can definitely do purple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever happens, it will be the most amazing pot ever because you made it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heroadjacent 2022-01-09 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Those left burners are the tricky ones! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	They are! Sometimes they have different heat settings like "melt" or "warm" and not just "high", "medium", or "low". And what, exactly, is a warming area for?? How are you supposed to put something on a warming plate when you have pots on all the burners already? Cooking is too complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroadjacent 2022-01-12 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Cooking gets easier. If you want, we can cook together? I can show you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ladyshazam 2022-01-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	You aren't hurt, are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-01-10 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm okay. Maybe a few singed hairs, but if it can withstand lasers, it can withstand some unexpected char. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladyshazam 2022-01-12 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Alright. I can bring some burn stuff around if you need it. (Reply to this) (Parent)