Some Reality Web

Sleeping all day and staying up all night is going to bite me in the ass next semester.

[Clint]

Happy birthday! Glad you were born today or whatever. If only for selfish Nate related reasons. Also uh, thanks for always putting up with my shit. I left breakfast better get to it before your kids do.

[Emma Swan]

I dropped the friend ball and haven't checked on you since the whole age fuckery. So, this is me doing that now.

Isaac's gone, too.

Ah, fuck. ...

JASKIER
You were kind to her.

CIRI
Are you ... alright?

YEN
.. Hm. We don't have to talk about it.

Okay, so it's not the Underworld, and... I lost all my family getting... wherever here is. But from initial investigation it's also not like I'm just arriving either, so... that's fun.

I am only moderately confused, but I guess you break enough curses and lose enough memories it becomes standard?

[MORGAN STARK]

So, it looks like we're friends, given I've got a lot of text messages from you and to you and it seems like you know me pretty well. Can I interest you in some coffee, muffins and the hopes of getting caught up to speed?

Odd to think how much effect losing and gaining attributes has.

Have to wonder if part of that is a 'stop and smell the roses' type lesson.

[ MORGAN ]

Selenite has perked back up, she's a little moody but I suppose we know that's just me.

Anyway. I left a gift in your room. It can hang on a wall, touch it and it'll glow. Like a night light, I suppose. But with calming energy.

[ ALLISON ]

How's the heart?

[ DEREK ]

Thank you.

For the company. I appreciate it.

If anyone's curious, after seven months not needing to sleep, you will not function when you suddenly do need sleep. First clue something weird happened: having unclouded emotions.

[ YEN ]

I have no idea how previous magic is affected right now, but mine is drastically different. Are you okay?

[Entity]
First I hope you don't mind that I changed the inside of my apartment. If you do you could probably change it back more easily than I could. It's harder to do things like that here than it is at home.

Logan thought I should ask for some of the books from the Citadel's library as well since they're not things I can get here. I'm mostly interested in the ones that talk about chaos magic, the nature of reality, Eldritch runes, and geomancy. Also, I'd love a photo album with pictures of all the heros in Stark's database.

Thank you.
[/]

It's harder to change the environment here. I redid my room in the Citadel so many times with no problems. Here I can change my own appearance just as easily but after changing my apartment I'm exhausted. I'm not sure if that means it will get changed back because that's how the Entity wanted it or if it's okay to do, it's just harder. I asked for more books for my library too, anyway.

[James Rogers]
[...]

How are you?
[/]


eta:
[Friends and relevant Marvel types*]
(*not necessarily just the people who are featured as part of a merge but also their friends etc. if your character wouldn't care they aren't included. pls ignore the dialogue boxes when they aren't there to name people.)

The Entity gave me a photo album of some of the people back home if anyone wants to see.

[Emma Swan]

Can you help me? I don't think I can take much more of this.

[ETA: Jubilant Entity]

Hi. I know this is a weird request, but could I possibly get some vials of werewolf blood? Not from any of the wolves here, and it's not for anything bad, evil, or nefarious.

[Erik]

My name is Emma Swan. We're sharing an apartment.

I keep odd hours, I felt it was better to get in contact. You may not see much of me.

Feel free to help yourself to the groceries, they replenish. Obviously, unless you have specific requirements, they aren't an issue.

The only other thing really is Selenite, my ... pet. She glows on occasion, it's perfectly fine, if you happen to see it.

Anyone who knew Killian Jones, or Captain Hook. He's no longer here.

Possibly for the better.

[Morgan]
I'm not overly sure how to take this.

Selenite and I are not going to go hide in the caverns though. Not straight away, at least.

how many people here can hear other people in their heads? how many people here are telepaths? people that talk to others in their heads and hear them too?

Every single ti I hate time travel.


I haven't heard of Goodland before. I can f Emma?

The risk of meeting versions of family has just increased twenty fold.

Perhaps it's just as well I'm a giant stick in the mud.

If someone sees the Evil Queen with an intense cleavage going on, send word.

I knew improvising with magical requirements would have interesting consequences, I'm not sure I was ready for a highly dependent consequence though.

At least know I know that hellfire isn't the type of thing to swap out.

On the plus side, I'm assured future dependents won't be subject to dark nature. I'm not sure I can see anything dark about this...

( Not an IC Cut: Viewable to All )

I guess it needs a name...

[Yennefer & Geralt]

We're ready to begin. The potions are prepared, Yen yours will take approximately three weeks to cause side effects. Geralt, a first batch is here for daily consumption for one week, then there are seven sets of two vials for when you're both ready that will temporarily offset your biology. I can't make your condition permanent, but I can negate it for a brief time.

I'm tempted to demand you name any offspring after me, but I'm not that egotistical yet.

Please tell me someone else can see that new forest that wasn't there yesterday and I'm not actually losing my mind finally.

For your awareness, in the early hours between 3am and 4am, on the 1st of March, I will be attempting to open a portal between this world and my world's underworld in order to obtain an item.

As portals within this world have not always had the best effect, there is a chance this will massively backfire. I'm not expecting too many people to be in the area at this time, but for you night owls and reactionary types, don't go towards the swirly vortex in the park. The magical backlash if this doesn't work will likely kill anyone around me.

Nothing can come through the portal if it works, save the item I need. Nothing can get sucked in. It's just a conduit.

[ YENNEFER ]

We will be starting the process for revitalising your body soon. Is there anything else you wish to go over?

Tossing my best friend into cotton candy trees then having to drag said friend home in a literal bubble (thanks, Emma) because he was being stubborn isn't something I ever thought I would do.

So okay, this plus all of the other good shit that's happened since I got here? You win, Goodland. I believe in magic.

Now if you'll excuse me I still have sticky sugar in my hair.

Geralt, you and I. We spar.

please Please.

[EMMA SWAN AND YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG]
How much have I told you about Grey Wardens?

I had thought it would be save to leave the catacombs with the end of whatever joy spell was cast, but it seems everyone is succumbing to capitalistic emotional manipulation instead.

I suppose I'll wait until you're all finished with the hearts and flowers of a perfectly normal day that the greeting card and chocolate companies have told you mean something.

[ Yennefer ]

That said, I've sent some crystals to your room. You don't have to do anything with them, just ignore the magic hum from them. They're to aid in fertility and will ease the transition when it comes. If you so choose, you can carry the rose quartz with you. Added boost.

[ Killian ]

There's something we need to discuss. About my... condition.

[ Derek ]

Feeling better?

What is this? Why am I here? And how do I leave?