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ᴅᴀʀᴋ sᴡᴀɴ (theurgy) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-03-06 16:54:00

Entry tags:

active: emma swan, active: morgan stark

I knew improvising with magical requirements would have interesting consequences, I'm not sure I was ready for a highly dependent consequence though.

At least know I know that hellfire isn't the type of thing to swap out.

On the plus side, I'm assured future dependents won't be subject to dark nature. I'm not sure I can see anything dark about this...

I guess it needs a name...

[Yennefer & Geralt]

We're ready to begin. The potions are prepared, Yen yours will take approximately three weeks to cause side effects. Geralt, a first batch is here for daily consumption for one week, then there are seven sets of two vials for when you're both ready that will temporarily offset your biology. I can't make your condition permanent, but I can negate it for a brief time.

I'm tempted to demand you name any offspring after me, but I'm not that egotistical yet.

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	haak 2020-03-06 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~That's not a dog, Swan.~~ Not a clue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm trying to figure out what it is. Not just gender either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	haak 2020-03-06 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ask a breeder? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	And if they tell me it's a dog/cat/bat/horse that shouldn't exist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	haak 2020-03-06 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~I don't see how this is~~ I think you'd ask them regardless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not even sure what to feed it. So far chicken is going well. Not sure how long it's even going to stick around. Magic is odd like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	haak 2020-03-06 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not really a dog person, but I'm sure it'll whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	What are you, more of a fish person? I'm not sure this is even a dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	haak 2020-03-06 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Swan, if it gets hungry, it'll eat whatever you give it. If it doesn't, it's not hungry enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	So it's not like a fussy child that will demand the crusts cut off. Hm. Helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	haak 2020-03-06 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you talking about~~ Okay, I need a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	~~It's just a do~~ Okay? I'll bring home some dinner to soak up anything you've pickled yourself with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maguna 2020-03-06 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. My. God. I need to pet it immeditaley. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-06 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you can help figure out what it is and what to name it. I'm not entirely sure what I made. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-03-06 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I can definitely help name it. Maybe it's just a special Swan breed of dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theurgy 2020-03-07 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Great. I've never had to name anything. It's possible. I keep trying to figure out what it might be. It also won't let me figure out if it's a boy or girl. It might not like me much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] aretuza 2020-03-06 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	I do not believe the world is ready for an Emma namesake. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] theurgy 2020-03-06 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I've made sure you're not creating the anti-christ, so I might wait for that to be my namesake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] aretuza 2020-03-06 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not so sure the world is prepared for any offspring I may produce. But, in case I am cursing your name over the next few weeks? Allow me to express my gratitude now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] theurgy 2020-03-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I believe that's the worlds problem, is it not? Oh, by this time next month you should despise me. But you are most welcome. It's been an interesting challenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] ofrivia 2020-03-07 05:56 am UTC (link)
	What sort of side effects will she be experiencing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] theurgy 2020-03-08 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Typical womans pains; abdominal cramps, hormone fluctuations, mood swings, mild back pain, spotting (don't make me explain that to you Geralt). It's just her body basically revitalising itself to prepare for a habitable womb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] ofrivia 2020-03-08 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	No. I'm familiar with a woman's anatomy enough to not need that explained. Hmm. I'll make an effort to be more considerate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] theurgy 2020-03-08 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Thank god for that. I can get supplies for those particular issues, as much as watching you in the drug store would be hilarious. It should start around about week two or three. Body and tissue growth what it is. I recommend heat, chocolate, back rubs/feet rubs and bubble baths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] ofrivia 2020-03-10 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	I assume the drug store is an apothecary. Hmm. How different are the medicines now? Chocolate, like that fucking lake... Very well. Those can be arranged for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Emma \| Yeralt ] theurgy 2020-03-10 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. With flashy packaging. There's less herbs, more science. Pills instead of many potions. It's built on the same general premise. And extortionately expensive. Not like the lake, unless she likes hot chocolate, which is helpful. But the bars are better. (Reply to this) (Parent)