Some Reality Web

What the fricka frak is this!?

I've been fae napped by some rando with an ostrich fetish and Tweety Pie won't frick off and pester someone else.

Bo-Bo! Trick!? What the hell guys.

TOOTHLESS IS HERE! I REPEAT! TOOTHLESS IS HERE!

DAD! I AM GOING TO RIDE A DRAGON!

Dear Captain Steve Rogers America:

I was promised an Entity Weirdness Free birthday party for my dear Mary. And while we absolutely partied our hardest...

I have not been able to pry myself away from the Avenger Penguins. Which I feel is somehow your doing.

This means that, despite your protests that I certainly didn't have to, this place is going to get the biggest Fourth of July Cap Birthday Freedom Party Goodland has ever seen.

You're soooooo welcome.

All my love,
Rose M. Tyler

[backdated to the 20th]

I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright if
You keep me next to you

Happy fucking birthday to me! Who is celebrating with me?

Thanks to everyone who came out to celebrate my birthday party!

[Rose]
Thank you so much! You're really the best!

[Freddy]
You are the best little brother! I love you so much.

Okay, Entity, I appreciated the little side trip and we made my super fun Easter egg hunt work anyway but DON'T SCREW WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE I MADE RESERVATIONS.

Everyone who's interested, we're going out on Sunday night to celebrate Mary Bromfield's 21st birthday!! "But Rose," I hear you whining, "that's a work night!" DEAL WITH IT, YOU'RE ADULTS! Also not everyone falls into the capitalistic Monday through Friday work regimen, get it together people.

So get ready to get all dressed up and have an amazing night of dancing, drinks, hor dourves (seriously, why is that so hard to spell??), and a celebration of all things Mary!

I am bored and itching to stab or screw something. Any volunteers?

WOAH WOAH.

IS THIS A CRUISE?

Okay grownups, we can't let the kids have all the fun!

Who's up for an Adult Easter Egg Hunt??

Well.

Apparently it could be worse.

TARDIS mirrors apparently aren't exempt and that just makes the Entity even more creepy somehow.

It is Wednesday. Let’s have an impromptu pizza party it might cheer me up. Who would like to join?

It just hit me that I'm going to be 21 in just over a month.

wait wait wait!

what's a Goodland? I mean, cool I get a spot. but what is it? are the ostriches friendly? do they have defences? Jonathan might try to eat their legs...

does Laura have a spot too? are we slicing something?

I never thought I'd ever be so glad to see a fake Manhattan outside my window.

In keeping with my track record...Riri is gone.

On the off-chance I end up with this thing following me for the rest of my life, what do you actually feed an ostrich?

So, say someone happened to go exploring and, well, maybe didn't pay attention to time and, oh hey! They're still on a planet somewhere.

How does one get back?

Asking for a friend.

Hi. I'm Cassie Lang and that was me running around in my pajamas this morning. Avengers, I am sorry I blamed you for this, but, I mean, you do have a track record.

There is an ostrich following me around and it will NOT go away! Someone, please do something! I will not lose another shoe.

Happy Birthday to my favoritest little human!