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maliikov ([info]maliikov) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2021-04-25 01:49:00

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Entry tags:active: lizzie mcguire, active: quentin coldwater, active: rose tyler

What the fricka frak is this!?

I've been fae napped by some rando with an ostrich fetish and Tweety Pie won't frick off and pester someone else.

Bo-Bo! Trick!? What the hell guys.


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[info]weapon_hex
2021-04-25 12:59 am UTC (link)
The stupid things will be gone eventually, it never lasts long. Not the ostriches, though.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:04 am UTC (link)
Super nice. A+

Where am I and why am I here? Y'all missed Bo-Bo and if you don't give me back to her she's gonna succubutt kick you all into another hemisphere.

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[info]weapon_hex
2021-04-25 01:07 am UTC (link)
Pocket dimension. We've never met whoever's in charge and we don't know how it chooses who to bring.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:12 am UTC (link)
Bleh. I'm not dealing with another Baba Yaga. So just no. Get a scry out, call on the powers that be, like some sage, this is my formal rejection letter.

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[info]weapon_hex
2021-04-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
Ostriches, not chickens. I always thought of the Entity as more male, anyway. If it's anything. Elder Gods don't have gender so I don't see why it should.

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(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2021-04-25 01:26 am UTC

[info]outfit_repeater
2021-04-25 01:04 am UTC (link)
The first day is always the hardest.

I'm Lizzie.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
My first day at kindergarten was amazing, I made Reggie Oats eat sand.

Sup, you light or dark fae?

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[info]outfit_repeater
2021-04-25 01:08 am UTC (link)
Bet he deserved it.

Neither. I am not magical at all.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
Don't all boys?

Are you a normi like me? Are you claimed? Who runs the show then?

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[info]outfit_repeater
2021-04-25 01:13 am UTC (link)
Most of the ones I know.

Normi? Like normal? Yeah. And claimed? Heck no! I'm my own woman.

It calls itself the Entity.

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(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]outfit_repeater, 2021-04-25 06:21 am UTC

[info]plusone
2021-04-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah. That happens. The ostriches aren't too bad, watch your step and keep an eye on the beady-eyed one. There should be a floaty piece of paper with a welcome note and it's terrible so yay!

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
They're all beady-eyed. They're ostriches. Oversized naked turkeys.

Who writes notes any more? What is a burning head in the sky too much to ask for?

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[info]plusone
2021-04-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
Okay, I hear you, and I acknowledge you have a valid point, but...there's one who's extra beady. He has it out for me.

Apparently Jubilant Entities do! I'm pretty sure they're written magically.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:23 am UTC (link)
Have you tried cutting off it's head?

Okay cool so someone can blood write me outta here like yesterday?

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[info]plusone
2021-04-25 01:25 am UTC (link)
I would never! We have a love/hate relationship now.

You can try. It hasn't listened to anyone yet. The science types and the magic types have been working on an out but I'm not exactly in a hurry to leave so I tend to let them do their thing.

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(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:34 am UTC

[info]wheee
2021-04-25 01:13 am UTC (link)
Tweety? Like the little yellow bird?

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
Are there other Tweety Pies I don't know about?

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[info]wheee
2021-04-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
Maybe? This world is way different from mine, it could happen.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
Okay well maybe they could all converge and take this Tweety Pie back to the Tweety farm in the sky?

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[info]wheee
2021-04-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
Is he whining about puddy tats?

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(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wheee, 2021-04-25 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-25 02:07 am UTC

[info]weapon_hex
2021-04-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
Normally I'd assume it was food.

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(no subject) - [info]wheee, 2021-04-25 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2021-04-25 01:30 am UTC

[info]smallobjects
2021-04-25 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Kidnapping is definitely something a faeries would do, but this isn't that, unfortunately. Or fortunately? That could probably go either way.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-26 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Fae are fuckers okay. I'm not even gonna pretend I care if they're listening.

And supposedly ain't no one know what this actually is?

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[info]smallobjects
2021-04-27 02:37 am UTC (link)
That's been mine and my friends' experiences with them too. None of them are here, though; at least not the ones from home. They usually are listening one way or another.

Supposedly. It pops around every now and then fucking shit up or to help clean up the mess after fucking shit up. Typical god-like.. whatever it is.

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[info]maliikov
2021-04-28 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Cause they're nosy shits, always gotta get in everyone's business. There's a very small number I will tolerate.

Oh yeah, that sounds God-like. Takes a dump on people, leaves them to deal with it and then slides into your DMs like 'What's good' like they didn't just leave you with bowed legs and stole your car.

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(no subject) - [info]smallobjects, 2021-04-28 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maliikov, 2021-04-28 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smallobjects, 2021-04-29 12:31 am UTC

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