Some Reality Web

Is it cheating to publish something you've already published as a new publish?

That's a lot of 'publish'. Ugh, repetitiveness.

[ROGUE]

Do you think those folks having that wedding will be offended if some people don't show up?

You know what, puberty sucked the first time, was there a particular reason that had to be repeated?

Does anyone have some topical burn cream?

ROGUE

So that was awkward. Sorry about the thing with the thing.

What the dick is all this shit and where the fuck is Goodland?

Where are Bobby and Rogue and where's the exit because I'm leaving this dumb now.

If any kids are bored, in a few minutes Klara is going to be turning on some cartoons in our apartment. We'll have hot cocoa, cookies, peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches, and a few other things, plus some fruit and veggies for those of you who like 'em.

Plus, aside from watching shows about ponies* and ducks, you can meet a real life (very nice) dinosaur named Old Lace.

We're in 6D!

*eta: magical ponies, as Klara just reminded me. And talking ducks.

[Adults]
If you got any kids who need watchin' or reigning in, feel free to bring 'em by.

[Adult friends]
Not even sure I recognize myself right now.

I always thought I'd be super excited to exit my teen years, but I have to say, the snow aside? Twenty feels pretty anti-climatic.

[Entity]

I've been told if I need something I can put in a request? I don't need many things, I don't take up that much space, and I pride myself on being able to adapt quickly, but I'm struggling to do that here without my dragon, Lockheed. He's my companion and my best friend.

I realize when one hears 'dragon' their knee jerk reaction is to probably say 'no'. But, he is cat-sized and doesn't breathe fire unless he's defending himself. He can also take care of himself because he comes from an advanced planet of intelligent life. This may seem like a ridiculous request to you, because of dragon, but it's my birthday, and it never hurts to ask questions.

Logan!? Lockheed!?

Who exactly is this Entity? And where the hell am I!? All I did was fall asleep on the plane back to the Institute, and unless I magically gained Kurt's abilities overnight? I'm pretty sure I'm not responsible.

Yeah. I didn't do this.

WHERE IS MY DRAGON!?

While it's not quite the Daily Planet level of busy, Goodland News has been keeping me occupied, which is swell. That being said, is there anything that you, as new residents of this world, would like to see us reporting on in the paper?

[ 18+ ]

Is there anyone here with us who would have been considered a bad guy back in your homes? You don't have to reply publicly.

Never thought this would ever be a problem, but Jesus am I bored.

Past times that don't involve fire please.

FINN

Yo. You wanna go see a hippo?

Okay wait. Did I die? Is this like a 'welcome to the next place' type thing?

Why are there ostriches? Who thought of that? Is there a Morose Entity to counteract the Jubilant one?

I'm in a coma, aren't I? Some really elaborate coma.