Some Reality Web

I still don't understand.

James and Sirius, if you had anything to do with this I'm NOT laughing.

If this is something more sinister I don't even know how to

Is this thing even working?

[backdated to yesterday after her arrival]

You know, you never really appreciate warm dry clothes until you've taken an unexpected dunk in a river.

Anyway. Name's Tea. I'm new here.

What's up party people?

I'm Michael. Not Mike, not Mikey. Michael. I will throw things at your head if you -

Guess I'm what you call a new arrival to this place. Not sure yet how I feel about that.

Guys! We missed Pizza Day because of the stupid bad luck. But! Tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Harry, will you teach me?! And guess what Tuesday is?! COMIC BOOK DAY! I say we dress up as our favorite comic book people! You in?




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Really not surprised I died today. Now my shirt's all fucking bloody. Oh well.

This place is seriously messed up.

Oh! Oh! People are talking about medical stuff, right??

I can heal anything! This sounds weird, but I have healing saliva so I can heal people by kissing them. I promise I won't make it weird or anything, but my mom had healing tears and it kinda manifested slightly differently with me. I just spent like, 4 months kissing the ground of Beach City to fix it If I can help, please let me know!

I healed my friend's eyes once by accident and she didn't need glasses anymore after that.

Has anyone seen a herd of Abraxans? You know these big beautiful golden horses with... Well, really quite large wings. They're a bit of a wild lot, so you'll know them if you saw them. I don't suggest approaching them unless you have an arm or leg you want to sacrifice.

I am curious however as to what kind of unknown magic they possess. I am often mistaken, but I am pretty sure I would recall falling asleep in some sort of city. This is a curious happening.

Heeeeeeeeey, what's the big idea kidnappin' me and not givin' me my espresso machine? I worked hard for that you know?

This better not be some Santa Carla type town. I don't want to deal with a bunch of fangs while I'm on vacation.

If you don't get that reference, search The Lost Boys on Netflix.

[Filter: MARY, MR. CLARK, KLAUS, HARRY, BAT FAM, HOPE, LUX, JIM, PETER, KENNY, ELLIE, GWEN, JAMES, CAITLIN/FROST, JASMINE]

Did you ever think you like LIKED someone, but wasn't sure because best friends and more than best friends can be sorta close? And because you didn't think you liked a certain type? And what do you do to know?

[Filter: NICO]

Captain America wants to borrow the book you got me for my birthday!

thank you. i watched an episode and it is not exactly bad. i like the bright colors even if the story is not as komples- komplax- complex as the soap operas.

what am i supposed to do with the figurines?

So, honestly, the apartment's not great, but I guess it'll have to do. Not everywhere can be like Court, I guess.

Are there any casinos around town? I need to make some money, and quick.

It's an absolutely beautiful Saturday... So I'm declaring it a Beach Day. Heading to Brighton Beach if anyone wants to come with.

I’d ask if it was normal for the whole town to change overnight, but you know, my nutso brain can do whatever it wants.

Anyway, hello, all you figments of my insanity. I’m Adrian. Although you all probably know that.

I was talking to Nico about making this playlist a while ago and it took me so long because it sort of turned into a monstrosity and then became two playlists! So here's the first part: Gothucation.

( clicky clicky for embedded playlist )

Hypothetically speaking.

If you hadn’t left the house much for like… seventeen years… and then spent the next thirteen of your life dead... in some sort of like… let’s call it a vacuum but then suddenly you were back.

What is the first thing you would experience?

I ate something called a cronut today and was engaged in a conversation about a cover band. I am not sure what that is, but they were playing songs that Quill often sang. They were much more pleasant to listen to than Quill's squealing.

I do not know why no one informed me of cronuts before. They are far superior to tacos.

SAM WILSON
I have compiled a grid of data relating to atmospheric disturbances. The file is too large to send, where are you based and I will come to download the data files.

There is a section where Barton interrupted me. I do not know if his yammering affected the data.

Jubilant Entity, if you're actually taking requests on where to go, how about the beach - any beach, pretty please and with a cherry on top?

And hello there, new folks. I'm Klaus.

Right, so this must mean I’ve finally cracked.

Not as bad as I thought, actually. The ostriches are definitely a nice touch.