Some Reality Web

Riri is gone and I'd like to be mad about it, but this dumb spell is preventing it.

I didn't go outside honest I didn't don't get mad or throw yogurt mr Klaus but I did go downstairs cause I was just checking on things you know how it is.

Also the ostriches are really creepy but even they were scared of this lady. And I don't scare easily okay I'm not some little kid here but she was awful and kept screaming about how kids are the worst and I think she saw me but I locked the door on her and so if anyone needs to come in maybe make her go away first or tell the ostriches to go after her I don't know.

Anyone seen the movie Matilda? She should be here that would be the coolest she would scare her off

I know we're all a little busy and preoccupied at the moment, but I need a status update on Cisco Ramon.

Also anyone from my world check in. Need your location and current status.

Actually. Everyone use this to check in. Or text me at number and I'll update everyone for you.

Potterwatch 2.0

...

Fred.

[Filtered Away from Non-Puncturable Star Wars Folks]

I needed to focus on something other than my brain, so I thought I'd take a closer look at this technology stuff. I goggled myself--don't goggle yourself if you don't want to learn things that you can't unlearn. Or unread. People are weird.

But then I found...well. I don't know what it is, but it's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.

( cut for image )

Luna: any clue what it is, and where can I get one?

( TEXT SENT 12:34 AM )

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is Hiring

Part-time and full-time positions available.

Shop experience preferred, but training is available. Being magical is not required.
Open mind required, must have a sense of humor.

Cisco, knock it off.

Interviews start Monday, 1/12, at 3 in the afternoon. If interested drop a message here so I can start the process.

Must be willing to put up with pranks, jokes, and merriment.

[Private to Percy & George Weasley and Hermione Granger]
I think there's a market for magical gummies that have results more pleasant than the Skiving Snackboxes.

This will require research on how to brew and distill adult beverages, and what flavours they pair with best. We want the benefits of drinking without the side effects, so a way to marry the substances that takes the edge off without the hangovers, liver problems, and general destruction of brain cells. And it will require packaging that does not appeal to the impressionable youths (we'll work out a line for them), while appealing to the adults of a drinking age.
[end]

[Private to All Weasley Nieces and Nephews (includes Teddy)]
With Mum leaving, I pulled my head out of my arse and realised that our time here could be cut short. I don't get to know you anywhere but here, and I want to make sure we don't miss that opportunity.

I need to know how old you are, because that's how many birthdays and Christmases I need to make up for. I also want to know you. So, hi. I'm your uncle Fred. Who are you, and who are your parents? I know who we lost, and I'm not really worried about being told things you wouldn't want to tell someone else because I've already had the worst news.
[end]

I hate that people leave, but full disclosure, I die. It's the ultimate leaving, right? So here's my zen thought that came from a lot of less than zen moments in the last month: embrace what you have for as long as you have it. This is one hell of a second chance for some of us.

I don't even..


Can this be over now?

[Cisco Ramon]
Head's up, mate, but it's George's turn to have a breakdown.

Mum left.
[end]

I kinda like this no technology thing. It feels like I'm home. If anyone needs help with your handwriting to make the parchment last longer, I can give you a few pointers.

I don’t know how many of you are aware of this yet, but grandma Molly isn’t here anymore....

[Private to Bill Weasley]
I've never had George date someone I haven't known for most of our lives, and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that. I want him to be happy, above all else, and I don't dislike Cisco. But, I feel like I need to make sure he's worthy.

Which, if Georgie says he is, he is, but I have to be sure, you know? As the oldest, what do you suggest?
[end]

Just found this film that had a clown on the front, and I thought 'this'll be a laugh', and all I want to know is who decided to make something as fun as clowns evil and terrifying? This is a disgrace.

You all better still be here. Fred, it would kill me to lose you agai

( Happy Christmas, Family )

Bloodstone. This is ironically appropriate for me, on a couple levels. Cheers.

Georgie. I think I have your voodoo doll. It looks like me, but it feels like you. Tell me, are you dancing a jig?

[Weasleys and HP Versers]
I arrived and disappeared because I had things to come to terms with, but I appreciate you lot, and I'm glad you're here. Even you, Perce.

I found cookie cutters and frosting kits for zombie gingerbread cookies. Not festive, but I need them in my life. I also may have bought some voodoo doll gingerbread cookie kits as well.

Merlin, I'm turning into me mum. Baking all the sodding time. Next I'll be making jumpers.

[Weasleys]
So is anyone going to talk about Christmas Eve and Christmas?

[Cisco]
Want to go on ghost tour with me? I want to see how fake it is. And it sounds fun.

[Fred]
Hey, Forge.

I used to write you messages, but you weren't here to answer them and now you are and I don't know what to say- How are you adjusting?

Best. Prank. Ever.

Happy birthday to us! Two questions for you, Georgie: You couldn't find a better name than 'Jublient Entity'? How the hell did you pull this one off, you one-eared genius?

Where's this flat 1-I? Note says it's mine, and I suspect that's where the presies are.